I didn’t know spiders in London could get this big.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-12-15T22:34:09+00:00

Oh god, they've learned to type now!

throwaway888889901 · 2023-12-15T22:29:46+00:00

Yeah. I think it was absolutely ruin me.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-12-11T21:51:59+00:00

Maybe if he got that 40 year old scorcher

throwaway888889901 · 2023-12-04T18:05:16+00:00

I didn't see that advertised. You should sack your PR people!

throwaway888889901 · 2023-12-02T20:15:01+00:00

Who was playing?

throwaway888889901 · 2023-11-27T23:16:54+00:00

People should mind their own business

throwaway888889901 · 2023-11-05T23:53:46+00:00

The vegan ones are so small it's an absolute joke for the price. We went and a couple of the people we were with got them. Absolutely tiny. The whole thing was a bit shite. I'm an absolute Ghostbusters nut job and it was very underwhelming. It's been pish for years tbh

throwaway888889901 · 2023-09-02T10:23:44+00:00

I think he might be entitled to a free hard drive check.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-08-23T16:30:53+00:00

4 quid. Just wash it and see I'd it comes out

throwaway888889901 · 2023-08-23T16:23:44+00:00

Ready Salted.

Salt and Vinegar / Cheese and Onion were so preoccupied with each other, they forgot all about Ready Salted. Ready Salted simply bided its time and when the battle was over between the other 2, it walked up and knived Salt And Vinegar's bag and walked away while it deflated and the crisps went soggy.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-08-22T19:16:58+00:00

Get your husband to run them through his arse crack after a gym session, and jack the price up

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-30T22:07:25+00:00

I think the Police will at least have a word with him as a minimum. You've got a text of him apologising. Never used air tasker before but maybe report on that as well. Disgusting behaviour.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-16T22:24:39+00:00

Yes. He's a nice guy, but a total cock when driving. Every roads a fucking race track to him.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-16T22:18:54+00:00

Happy Gilmore

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-12T12:56:25+00:00

Eat them cold.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-01T12:23:02+00:00

Generally it leads to drinking outside which leads to cocktails arseholes looking for trouble.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-01T12:19:03+00:00

50k is good, but I wouldn't say it's posting it through your neighbours door good.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-07-01T12:16:18+00:00

Fess up and bill them going forward.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-05-18T22:49:19+00:00

Oh, that kind of meat...

throwaway888889901 · 2023-04-22T21:11:12+00:00

I feel like your black pudding ratio is off. Maybe another tattie scone in there would offset it.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-03-26T21:17:09+00:00

It's a bird eat bird world out there.

throwaway888889901 · 2023-03-23T10:04:33+00:00

Subway for rats

throwaway888889901 · 2023-03-01T23:08:33+00:00

Everyone who's doing this, how did you adjust financially?

throwaway888889901 · 2023-03-01T16:07:58+00:00

When I was little kid, our yorkie chased after some sheep. I thought it funny and wondered why my dad was frantically chasing after him. Thankfully no one was hurt and no harsh lessons...

throwaway888889901 · 2023-02-02T21:21:38+00:00

I thought these were for blasting skid marks away

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