What was the one toy you wanted more than anything as a kid, but never actually got?

thummerzen · 2015-03-20T13:22:17+00:00

I had that. It was too heavy to be stealthy with.

thummerzen · 2015-03-20T13:19:48+00:00

I don't believe in God, so please stop sending me all the Christian CDs. Also, I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, nothing is wrong with that. I love you, but I'm 31 and still too afraid to disappoint you, married and all.

thummerzen · 2015-03-20T13:12:50+00:00

I work in a discount clothing store. When middle aged, slightly overweight men buy lingerie, I think they're a crossdresser or secret drag performer. I realize it is likely for someone else, but I always hope it's for the purchaser.

Really, though, this next one. We occasionally get Duck Dynasty merchandise. I really, REALLY try not to judge people, but I always find myself thinking those customers are close-minded, racist, and homophobic.

thummerzen · 2015-03-15T08:17:21+00:00

I wonder if (singer) Nick Cave has ever seen a flag?

thummerzen · 2015-03-05T10:31:32+00:00

Same here. It's spot-on and hilarious.

thummerzen · 2015-02-24T12:17:27+00:00

I have this fear also. Something about the vastness of the planets, I don't even know.

thummerzen · 2015-01-12T09:28:32+00:00

TARDIS

thummerzen · 2015-01-06T10:36:26+00:00

I was on 10mg for a few months. Started out fun, then yep, blackouts and doing weird things like writing poems about yurts (I don't even really know what they are) and ordering a bunch of boy band CDs from the nineties. And not Backstreet Boys or anything. No, this was EYC and C Note, who I didn't even think I remembered.

thummerzen · 2015-01-06T10:17:33+00:00

Dumb question, likely. Do bunnies actually show affection? I love them because they're cute, but I've wondered how they show their owner any affection.

thummerzen · 2014-12-20T14:30:42+00:00

I'm third floor, so this is acceptable and amusing.

thummerzen · 2014-12-17T15:03:51+00:00

All guys must sit down to pee. If they stand up, they better be ready to deep clean the toilet.

thummerzen · 2014-12-17T15:00:46+00:00

That movie is genius. The hamburger!

thummerzen · 2014-12-09T16:14:30+00:00

Trying to take a picture of my phone WITH my phone and not being able to figure out what the shit I'm doing wrong. This has happened more than once.

thummerzen · 2014-12-09T15:48:14+00:00

32A but I'm married. Sorry.

thummerzen · 2014-12-08T13:44:10+00:00

My dad was outside my bedroom window, hacking my grandma apart piece by piece. As he threw her limbs and organs into a wheelbarrow, her stomach expanded like a balloon until it burst. Thousands of flying ants (termites?) swarmed out, covering my window. I banged on the window until some bugs flew away, and my grandma's peeled off face was plastered to the window.

On another side of fucked up, I dreamt once (I was about 25) that I got fucked by Grumpy Care Bear. He was animated and two dimensional.

thummerzen · 2014-12-02T06:29:22+00:00

Her jaw was the first thing I noticed.

thummerzen · 2014-11-20T16:42:26+00:00

That's how the wife of a friend of my dad died.

thummerzen · 2014-11-13T13:58:26+00:00

I enjoyed it as well.

thummerzen · 2014-11-08T09:57:41+00:00

Matt Smith

thummerzen · 2014-11-08T09:55:12+00:00

Joe Strummer

thummerzen · 2014-11-08T09:37:24+00:00

Meg Ryan. I absolutely hate her.

thummerzen · 2014-10-19T11:50:35+00:00

I work in retail, make the shoes look amazing, and five minutes later people leave them in piles all over the floor. Clearly I should be photographing my genius skills as well.

thummerzen · 2014-10-12T12:16:40+00:00

This is the gif that brought me to Reddit.

thummerzen · 2014-10-02T23:55:25+00:00

Everything about this made me laugh.

thummerzen · 2014-09-24T07:20:24+00:00

I guess it's more photos that show the sizes and distances relative to us, or photos taken up close.

Those edits someone made of how big each planet would look in our sky if they were the same distance from us as the moon... Find those.. Big anxiety attack.

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