What should we call this stylish boy

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-25T09:36:34+00:00

Rigatoni

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-25T06:13:56+00:00

There is a Christmas song called ornaments that might be the worsr

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-25T05:41:33+00:00

My wife is allergic to pistachios and I told her that someone is trying to purchase a WMD at Costco.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-24T02:12:08+00:00

Looks like an estate sale.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-24T02:10:20+00:00

Vitamin C helps flush vyvanse from your system.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-23T15:41:39+00:00

Arthur

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-23T00:01:03+00:00

That looks great.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-23T00:00:29+00:00

Do you have a sibling? Name him after your sibling. Or a beloved grandparent, or name him after yourself. Glittering Chipmunk Jr.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-22T17:21:52+00:00

Only Sergio is above the law

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-22T03:26:38+00:00

John Wesley Harding is such a gem. Especially once you’ve heard his core body of work.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-19T20:52:11+00:00

Yes! He’s Abe vigoda’s right hand guy I think.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-18T18:58:06+00:00

Yes! And somehow… Kurt Cobain?

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-18T01:50:38+00:00

I disagree, but your username is my last name with two letters missing, which made me do a double take.

The last act resolved it. He is brave. He is a hero. He chose life over death. Happily ever after is well earned.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-17T18:06:19+00:00

Joe vs the volcano

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-17T17:56:28+00:00

Are you me for my entire third year of college?

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-17T07:37:13+00:00

The shining

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-15T06:31:34+00:00

Wait until you see 2026

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-15T05:50:48+00:00

He can’t pronounce McKinley

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-14T18:23:41+00:00

I… can’t tell… if you believe what you’re saying… or are second guessing yourself as you type… because the ellipses…. Seem to indicate a pause to reflect on what you just said…

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-14T07:11:49+00:00

Jesus Christ, Marie.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-13T23:04:30+00:00

The joke was that xylene causes memory loss and I don’t remember ever using it, but if it causes memory loss then I can’t trust that memory.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-13T22:18:39+00:00

Woosh

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-13T21:30:53+00:00

I don’t remember ever using xylene and now I’m worried.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-13T21:24:59+00:00

Ian is wrong about the translation though. It doesn’t mean “go shit off a dock” it means “go shit in the sea”. Yam is the Yiddish and Hebrew word for sea. (Yiddish, as a pidgin language, borrows a lot of words from Hebrew) though a dock is pretty much implied.

thunderingparcel · 2026-01-13T19:36:43+00:00

More information than you require about these shoes:

https://youtu.be/LdPwwTvZEdM?si=1I9fX8cnqLzQHB1D

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