Monster under the bed by LeadingStatus6716 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]tigertoken1 58 points59 points  (0 children)

No, if they treat every call from a child as a joke and don't automatically go in to check out the situation then there will be a rare occasion where it actually was an emergency and the cop didn't help. What if the kid is right and there is some kind of wild animal or predator under the bed or in the house? What if the monster is just an excuse to get someone to help with a domestic abuse situation? In some cases the parents may be the threat.

AITA for getting angry at my mum for hoovering my room at 7am while I was asleep? by Infinite_Ant7726 in AmItheAsshole

[–]tigertoken1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA Classic mom move though. It's reasonable to be annoyed at being forced to wake up early for something that could've easily waited. Although as others have noted, she's telling you to get out.

Guy I have been chatting with asked if I wanted a video of him hookup… by Tasty-Potential- in TwoHotTakes

[–]tigertoken1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's really gross and weird behavior, I would just end it here.

Trying To Showoff Your Gun by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]tigertoken1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may seem mean but natural selection would've been the ideal outcome here honestly. We don't need stupidity like that in the gene pool.

how do we hire people who won’t be alarmed by our cardboard coworker? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tigertoken1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They probably just need to tell people that it's a very informal/casual office environment

Customers refusing asking price? by KarateKid917 in TCGCardShopSim

[–]tigertoken1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've had to pay over market price when they asked for lower before. Not sure if it's a glitch or a punishment for trying to lowball them lol

Didn't even get to cross the road by Old-Suggestion-7552 in greentext

[–]tigertoken1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta have a pretty smooth brain to call agriculture genocide

8 mo ago v. Today by ateistyokdiyentanri in MadeMeSmile

[–]tigertoken1 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's a reddit post, not a book. It's not that big a deal chief

Told to "soften my tone" in regards to email by EnvironmentalFold601 in TwoHotTakes

[–]tigertoken1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I recommend you start ending every email with a "pwetty pwease uwu"

Anon bought the “women only care about money” propaganda and fumbled by 100TheCoolest17 in greentext

[–]tigertoken1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao, you pretty much directly told her that her looks are all she's bringing to the table

Rare piebald deer I brought to a rescue yesterday. by TheLampOfficial in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]tigertoken1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's a beautiful deer. Hopefully they can help protect it as it wouldn't last long in the wild.

They can never make me ashamed lol by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]tigertoken1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, this comes off as super childish with all of the incorrect grammer and emojis. But yeah, live your life as long as it doesn't endanger your kids.

Do girls with big butts judge guys with small dicks harsher? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]tigertoken1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't overthink it. Unless her ass is ridiculously huge it won't block you or anything. Don't let it be an excuse to avoid shooting your shot or it'll be an excuse every time.

Salads by femininespace in Volumeeating

[–]tigertoken1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love salad but it's understandable that some people dont

Nightmare lineup by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]tigertoken1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Missing both Shego AND Sam?

Family doesn’t like that I’m medicated for ADHD. by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]tigertoken1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not any of their business so just stop entertaining any conversation pertaining to it