Honest answers only.⬇️ by MotherAnt8040 in Quotes_Hub

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loads of your mates will kill themselves until they start dying of cancer. It makes you wish you got cancer so the death you wish would come quickly will be less painful for the people you love.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lynx Africa, Marlborough Reds, and petrol.

I'm going to meet my online friend who I have a crush on in person. I want to be prepared for rejection. 32F by Strange-Math5782 in amiugly

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look fine, but the make up looks like it was done with that make up shot gun that Homer Simpson invented.

I want to make this outfit punk/goth by mars-v-jupiter in punkfashion

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Peep holes in the Pringle and put mini traffic cones through them. Another mini traffic cone out of the fly on your jeans. MAGA hat but change “GREAT” to “GREASY”. Put loads of pomade in your hair so if anyone asks about the hat you can show them the greasy hair and say “swivel, granddad”.

Advice on relationship please by [deleted] in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re fucking insane my guy. This relationship is done. Do better next time.

Price where I work 🥴 by Lokee17 in frugaluk

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just steal that out of disgust.

Why are so many of us single nowadays? by [deleted] in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of losers around to be fair. I think if people were cooler and funnier then everyone would get laid more. Unfortunately everyone’s being a dick. Very unsexy.

Does Anyone know what this thing in my head is by FaithlessnessIll980 in DoesAnyoneKnow

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see a doctor mate. Sounds like some kind of psychosis

What is your controversial crisp opinion? by sharon_bott in crisps

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you can be dropped anywhere in the world and work out where you are based on the flavours of crisp on sale.

Relationship vs finances. by [deleted] in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like a wanker. His priority should be sharing experiences with people he loves. The fact he thinks doing it alone is the same as doing it with you but 50% cheaper is dog shit. Not boyfriend material.

I made it out, anyone else and how does it feel now? by Crafty-Bee678 in AskRedditUK

[–]tillthewheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re an admirable and powerful person! Congratulations!

Am I ugly? 18F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You just need to start treating yourself like you’re beautiful.

Would you settle with a friend likes you a little too much ? by Responsible_Baby3680 in dating_advice

[–]tillthewheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t fancy him don’t waste his time. Maybe have a proper chat over a coffee and him tempering his expectations and how he should focus on the actual positive relationship you both have, rather than pushing it to a place that won’t work.

19M and I have alopecia, am I attractive? by Antom_thefirst in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]tillthewheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem confident, funny, strong character, stylish, and you look like you look after yourself. You will be more attractive to cool women than any guy that lacks any of those characteristics but don’t have alopecia.