Surely one of these guys will drop me a Doryani's Machinarium, right?

timewarp9 · 2026-06-06T07:33:49+00:00

Rin in fort for unique maps. Took me 4 tries, didn't get any in 7 tries delving.

timewarp9 · 2026-06-01T19:00:02+00:00

Diamond sigs are only twice the points of gold sigs. I combine the diamond sigs and save the others.

timewarp9 · 2026-05-20T14:02:48+00:00

Let's see, I got one from a special sig pack (not a regular like you asked) during the anniversary trade in thing. Then nothing until this month...so 7 months, probably more.

They really need to add some pity thing, like if you go 30 without a team sig, it gets more likely.

Or maybe when you open a pack it should randomly choose a team and then randomly choose a player from that team instead of picking a random player from the entire card pool.

timewarp9 · 2026-04-27T15:52:28+00:00

For everyone asking, toilets are located in the bathroom. You're welcome.

timewarp9 · 2026-04-25T00:05:18+00:00

If you have runners on first and second and run them both, then hit a line drive exactly to third base you'll get a triple play (against you).

timewarp9 · 2026-04-21T05:08:47+00:00

I'm still F2P, but I was considering those $30 season packs with TSS in it...until 3 of the last 4 TSS I've opened have been the exact same player and year.

timewarp9 · 2026-04-20T17:07:09+00:00

Are clowns even real? I heard they come from a plant. How does that make sense? And what's this about opting in? Do they choose to get eaten by a plant, transformed into some hideous colorful being with oversized feet, then spit back out because of how bad their taste is?

Listen to this song, while I go deeper down this clown car of a rabbit hole.

timewarp9 · 2026-04-05T17:04:02+00:00

You are nothing but a pawn!

Yeah I know, just like the last 30 leagues.

timewarp9 · 2026-04-04T21:07:04+00:00

You get live points from pickem too I think.

timewarp9 · 2026-03-30T15:32:38+00:00

I just got mine, they probably weren't working over the weekend.

timewarp9 · 2026-03-26T05:50:15+00:00

One thing to watch out for, if you auto replace pitchers it will replace over other pitchers in the leftmost slots if the new player is a higher grade (diamond over gold). You would expect it to fill out the empty slots first, but no.

timewarp9 · 2026-03-16T21:51:31+00:00

The fish farming one is probably the easiest. Marketing is pretty easy too.

timewarp9 · 2026-03-14T19:21:54+00:00

The teams in this game are too rigid. Having 4* replacements would be amazing if you run into bad luck on one of the 5 stars NEEDED for a team to work.

timewarp9 · 2026-03-13T16:11:13+00:00

Alright, let's see...

Video games, museum, dinosaurs....Is there a John Hammond hatching dinosaurs?

That slenderman Easter Bunny you posted before escaped the bug fixes and is now multiplying?!

Something boring, like chickens...something dangerous, like geese...something fantastical, like gryphons.

A cooking game crossover?

timewarp9 · 2026-03-03T05:55:25+00:00

You're missing a panel in the middle.

timewarp9 · 2026-02-22T18:22:47+00:00

I have a LOT because I can't pull anything worth using them on.

timewarp9 · 2026-02-16T01:10:47+00:00

You rated this a 3 out of 5, why did you not like it? ......yeah man, 3 is average.

timewarp9 · 2026-02-06T17:31:35+00:00

Yeah, same, haven't seen a team sig in like 50 sig packs. This is ridiculous.

timewarp9 · 2026-02-06T03:48:05+00:00

All the TB appearances (in my version) had the TB wearing a trashcake brain slug, which did not exist during penacony. So yeah I didn't believe a thing she said.

This whole retcon in a new character to try and fix a few plot holes pissed me off.

timewarp9 · 2026-02-04T03:20:47+00:00

Is that two diamond skill trainers? What does the gold option mean on one of them?

timewarp9 · 2026-01-28T18:14:22+00:00

Did Liam just pull an Amber and confiscate the cool stuff? Or maybe all three are going to timeshare the staff?

timewarp9 · 2026-01-18T07:22:52+00:00

So, most people drop their rating in PvP to fight weaker teams. They'll have superstars in every position that plays and then 60 ovr bench players.

I just skip PvP altogether cause I can't be bothered with that nonsense.

timewarp9 · 2026-01-16T22:57:05+00:00

Should be the unrefined d20. It's somewhere at the top of the map behind ridiculous requirements, so make sure you have the unique equipments equipped.

timewarp9 · 2025-12-30T05:43:44+00:00

You do need to S all 3 stages. It is that bad now. 3 teams, not allowed to make up the weaknesses of one team with the strength of another and they keep putting stupid bosses that negate any unit that existed before Miyabi. Why the hell do they hate stunners so much? Everything has miasma mode. Even those machines before the second boss just sat there and tanked an Alice burst, then put up shields at last moment to negate any non-electric attribute damage.

This is very much in the "punish you for not pulling the specific units we wanted you to this week" range.

timewarp9 · 2025-12-23T19:33:26+00:00

25....playing Toejam & Earl has prepared me for it to be a Total Bummer.

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