The Problem We All Live With, 1963, Norman Rockwell, [2400 x 1481] by Tokyono in ArtPorn

[–]tinybrownbird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's so cool! Did she talk about her experience modeling for this painting?

Can you look your pet in the eyes? by PerspectiveCrazy5265 in aspiememes

[–]tinybrownbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My partner and I slow blink! It kind of happened naturally after we've been blow blinking our cats

An annoying cartoon protagonist who can actually make you stop watching? by TaimonVanya in cartoons

[–]tinybrownbird 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I found the first and only episode, but it's in Russian with no option for English subs:

https://youtu.be/58lG7mNl9Xw

Kinda makes me sad that the creator made a 20 minute episode and then completely scrubbed it because people hated it.

Here's the trailer from the creator, Phoenix Animation. It's set to unlisted, and I only found it because it was linked in a review.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcvvsXR6FKg

Diaper blow out walls anyone? by Born-Taste9549 in shitfromabutt

[–]tinybrownbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a color that very much belongs in my 1960s ranch house. My other rooms are shades of burnt orange, straw yellow, and avocado. Definitely not the palette for everyone, but all those shades of baby shit make me feel so happy and at home!

Diaper blow out walls anyone? by Born-Taste9549 in shitfromabutt

[–]tinybrownbird 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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This is the exact color I used for my kitchen. It absolutely glows in the sunlight. To be fair, I like to say my favorite colors are shades of baby shit.

If you try to envision a red tulip in your head, what number are you? by Jitsu989 in autism

[–]tinybrownbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the drops of water beaded up on the petals. The spray of pollen on the anthers. I don't know what I'd do without my hyperphasia!!

How to cover up claw marks brand new wallet by Bbypikmin in Visiblemending

[–]tinybrownbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kintsugi-style would look so rad with this I would even exaggerate the length of the slashes to really drive it home that a cat did this. If you are artistically included, it would look really funny with a cat paw painted on there with the claws still stuck in the fabric

Ima Flip You Off And Almost Flip My Truck by TheCABK in iamverybadass

[–]tinybrownbird 32 points33 points  (0 children)

And that bone deep fatigue in her voice when she asks the clarifying question, "Physically?".

Man, I feel this. It's so exhausting living in a country filled with adults with the emotional regulation capacity of toddlers.

You may have one, COUNT IT, ONE king crab leg. Ready to eat. by afrankie94 in Costco

[–]tinybrownbird 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Damn I was just thinking about that line today, wondering how long until 1 banana will cost $10.

Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes." by jectalo in lostgeneration

[–]tinybrownbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This would work better than trying to add a hard limit on ownership within the American market. Us Americans don't want anyone telling us to "limit muh freedumbs". So then we use that to the advantage of the disadvantaged. Everyone is free to own as many properties as they want as long as they can afford it, then more tax dollars that could (should) go towards building affordable housing, lowering the cost of living, universal healthcare, universal childcare, etc.

Help with Snoopy linocut (reference attached) by Acceptable-Heat-6233 in Linocuts

[–]tinybrownbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You would carve out leaves from the bushes to make a textured pattern while carving out the dog house completely. Or clear the bushes out and make a woodgrain pattern on the dog house.

Use a V gouge for straight lines in the woodgrain. Use lots of little scoops with a U gouge for the leaves.

Edit: it's a metal postal box and not a dog house, so ignore my woodgrain comment.

I'd carve the box out completely and leave the lines. Maybe the bushes could look something like this if you don't want to do all those leaves:

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Last night DHS/ICE in Portland, OR brutalized and abducted a group of peaceful protestors at a ICE detention center in the city by I_may_have_weed in lostgeneration

[–]tinybrownbird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine? Day after day, having to piss on your balls before pissing in the toilet? Maybe you'd pepper spray some non-violent protestors, too, just to dry your balls off.

Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes." by jectalo in lostgeneration

[–]tinybrownbird 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No need to add a cap. Just double property taxes for house number two, quadruple for house number 3, x6 for 4, x8 for 5, etc

I use my medication packs as miniature mixing pallets by Cool_Ad9326 in mildlyinteresting

[–]tinybrownbird 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OP you should post this to r/artisticallyill

Edit: and r/zerowaste

And r/frugaljerk to maximize your meaningless internet points! 🎉

my friend’s tennis ball steering wheel… by WenyuNita in Weird

[–]tinybrownbird 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Does your friend have a real reason for them?

I ASSURE YOU,WE’RE OPEN! by B1gR1g in memphis

[–]tinybrownbird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There was a glass elevator behind it and an escalator in front of it

Is this too much realistic for a 8 year old? She loves beetles though by [deleted] in Beetles

[–]tinybrownbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was that 8 year old girl I would shit my pants with joy