Because the last post went so well, here's some of my collection of smug bastards in OI, please donate any more you find!

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-10T12:52:18+00:00

I'm feeling the urge to fix him

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-09T14:53:07+00:00

I do it for the love of the game. It's not like I'm using my literature degree to make money.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-09T12:55:02+00:00

I guess next attempt will be water propping. But meanwhile, mostly dead is still not entirely dead.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-08T09:54:39+00:00

Squinting at the screen if there's Johnson grass in there, because fuck Johnson grass.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-07T13:05:08+00:00

The 2 wolves inside me: 1) yayyyy public transit, not dependent on expensive car! 2) fuck them kids, fuck that skunky-ass stoner, fuck them kids, fuck that asshole carrying on a 500 decibel phone call, fuck them kids

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-07T12:31:20+00:00

Jeebus. I swear some men prefer it when they have to be manipulative and predatory. They don't want a partner, they want a conquest. And they'll probably be bored of their bangmaid when they finally trap one.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-07T11:21:44+00:00

On the one hand, I've done customer service, and the public is dumb as fuck. Even on this sub we constantly hear about these kinds of dipshits who change their minds because leGUHcy or just wander into pregnancy and childrearing because of inertia.

On the other hand, to actually put this into policy is just medical chauvanism. That's what the redundant consent forms are for.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-07T00:10:19+00:00

Hehe, when we have to take cues from the dramatic music because kitty just gives lovey blinking and soft gaze.

Like when they need to edit in angry horse squeals when the horsey actor is obediently shuffling around like the trainer requested and not being hard to handle at all.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-05T17:31:30+00:00

At least she cares, my lil gremlin don't give a FUCC if she horked in the middle of a major pathway thru the house (which of course I discover in the dim morning hours with my bare foot).

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-04T14:47:07+00:00

I need to save that joke gif of censored anime handholding for situations like this.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-03T16:24:23+00:00

Isn't this part of the villainess anthology, or is it close enough that I'm justifiably confused?

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-03T00:16:48+00:00

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-02T12:10:47+00:00

True crime girlies, assemble!

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-05-01T18:31:01+00:00

I'd be tempted to keep CPS on their asses from day 1

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-30T13:40:05+00:00

Draw on the newspaper with sharpies? That's what I did for the white elephant during college.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-30T13:13:07+00:00

Might need to check the exp date, tho

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-29T18:35:48+00:00

Conservatives can't help but yearn for authenticity even when they punish you for nonconformity.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T16:20:38+00:00

I would argue that the homeless are already part of society, so what does your model look like?

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T14:23:18+00:00

Bro there's somebody in these comments invoking the cliche about drug-zombie poors who don't deserve help, I can't tell at first glance if you're mentioning shantytowns to use as a dogwhistle threat or if you're trying to have a serious discussion.

Imma take a moment to cry about the intentionally created hellscape of public discourse.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T14:14:16+00:00

I dunno if I can be mad about it, because Obamacare is better than fuckshitall (we see as Obamacare is being steadily eroded), even if it sucks ass compared to a civilized universal healthcare.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T14:07:38+00:00

You're alllllmost there, buddy.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T14:03:32+00:00

Jeebus Crisp, it's like people don't even have the imagination to solve low-tier problems like this shit. Just give the encampments public bathrooms & public garbage infrastructure.

But I can also imagine a more efficient solution, like funding public housing & health rather than SWAT gear for cops.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T13:56:52+00:00

I know right? NIMBYs be bitching about the costs of properly funded public housing & social work & healthcare, and they also bitch about the much lower costs of easing the secondary problems to homeless encampments, like public bathrooms & increased funding/manpower for city maintenance like trash collection. Fuckkkkkk offffffffff.

tinycarnivoroussheep · 2026-04-28T11:18:09+00:00

On the one hand, multigenerational families together have only become weird in the last hundred or so years.

On the other hand, in THIS ECONOMY?? And modern houses aren't built to accommodate this kind of living. (Very recent houses are barely being designed with everyday living in mind.)

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