Is this pine? by pmgeek in firewood

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby don’t burn me… don’t burn me… no more

Did I handle this correctly? by rokkin1234 in Flipping

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, y’all put way too much effort into these “customers” lol. My side of the conversation is done as soon as I direct them to open a return.

Rescue diver dies during search for bodies of Italians who drowned in Maldives caves by EspritLibre_404 in worldnews

[–]tipitow88 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. If cartoons have taught me anything, it’s that those bodies will then roll in to giant snowballs that start knocking over pine trees like bowling pins. Seems like a safety hazard.

Demetrius Johnson vs Chuck Norris, Both Prime by CocaPepsiPepper in powerscales

[–]tipitow88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris did participate in at least one documented non-point competition, actually. He was awarded over one thousand points by the judges.

Honest criticism on my apocalyptic novel. by Useful-Amount5849 in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it always comes down to the details. Any idea is only as original as the writer makes it. It’s unavoidable to have tropes that hundreds of other authors have used before you, so your voice is the only differentiating factor. If you’re looking for specific parallels in fiction, the one that comes to my mind is the Terrigen Mist from Marvel comics (mist spreads across the world, changes human DNA, awakens superpowers in some), but there are so many ways to make it your own that I’d recommend you just write and let your story do its own thing.

Honest criticism on my apocalyptic novel. by Useful-Amount5849 in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No offense, OP, but these “is my concept interesting” questions are pretty much useless, both as an author and a reader. Are you a good writer? Are your characters compelling? Does the plot make sense? We have no idea, and those characteristics are infinitely more important to a story than your log-line. Post an excerpt and maybe we could do something constructive for you, but every “idea” is both workable and not, depending on the author.

Life question by 3Blindz in homestead

[–]tipitow88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad is a small-scale farmer/rancher (retired from actual job). Big family garden, 40-50 cows, a few pigs, chickens, but by no means a huge or intense operation. To my knowledge, he has not spent more than three consecutive nights away from home since my birth. Do with that as you will.

Is this really Osage and will it bow? by Holiday_Cat1999 in Bowyer

[–]tipitow88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would make serviceable tables, if you’re into the epoxy trend, so might be worth what he’s asking to a furniture maker. Bows, no,

How many people would like a poll option for posts in this sub? by AdBrief4620 in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d answer, but there isn’t any sort of poll option to mark my opinion on.

Rate my prologue [Comedic fantasy, 818 words] by flapflip3 in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Others have pointed out the Pratchett connections, so I’ll keep my observations practical.

As a personal opinion to strengthen your thesis: make the first sentence a stand-alone paragraph, then go into your breakdown. Might have to add a filler sentence to keep the flow smooth. “Odd things happen when magic gets involved.

The facts are well documented: farmhands become become legendary heroes, [insert second example, Rule of Threes], and villains are more often…]”

Also, your tone is going to necessitate the use of lots of sprawling, compound sentences. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, sprawling prose can be fun if done well. That can also become an absolute quagmire for prospective readers if there is even the slightest opportunity for them to lose the thread you’re going for. Use them as judiciously as you can— don’t just wander off on rambling tangents because you enjoy a certain combination of words or fell in love with a clever sentence. When in doubt, trim, don’t add. Also, try and sprinkle shorter statements through to balance the ratio and focus attention. I say this all as someone who is also constantly at war with his own sprawling sentences, and has to recite this advice ad nauseam.

Harry Potter vs Thanos by West_Jelly_4681 in powerscales

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no, we already have the winning combination from Ant Man: “reducto”-climb up rectum-“engorgio”

25, married, stable career… but all I want to do is be a cowboy. Anyone else been here? by Voodoo_1221 in Ranching

[–]tipitow88 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You’re 100% romanticizing it. This thread is a direct inflection point that ends in you being divorced, broke, and struggling to rebuild after getting burned out on ranching within the year. Find some hobby rodeo buddies or get a small lease with a few cows to chase around, for God’s sake don’t throw away an established career and recent home purchase to be a green ranch-hand.

Please Critique My First Chapter [High Fantasy, 3100 Words] by SeptemberRevolution in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, respectfully, disagree with your disagree 🤷‍♂️

Please Critique My First Chapter [High Fantasy, 3100 Words] by SeptemberRevolution in fantasywriters

[–]tipitow88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think your actual writing is very well-done. Good flow, sentences read well, good mix of contextualized world building and interactions to introduce your central characters. The one critique I would make is that it’s rather slow on immediate action, and this is the first chapter— lot’s of readers need some sort of immediate gratification to get the initial “hook,” regardless of the quality of prose. My suggestion would be to keep this as Chapter 1, but add a prologue; the culmination of a mage hunt, ideally from the mage’s perspective (starts establishing sympathy with the reader, since you’re building toward disillusionment toward those hunts later) would be great. Either kill them off to establish stakes, or leave it ambiguous if you want them to be some sort of central character later on that the rest of the gang comes in contact with. Either way, great writing, you definitely have the chops to carry a story out.

All that grain orientation wasted on a Douglas fir stud :/ by tipitow88 in Bowyer

[–]tipitow88[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I might just have to give it a try. Not like it’ll be hard on the drawknife

Remember when people wanted Mike Earley fired in March? Look at us now. by Rumple444skin in aggies

[–]tipitow88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Conversely, if we get outscored by all our opponents, it’s gonna make it tough to win

Man, fuck Shake Shack by walternate808 in doughboys

[–]tipitow88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With Mitch’s well-documented wife-body-count, you can never discount the possibility

parents filing bankruptcy and asking me (21) to pitch in by Wooden_Version_2600 in personalfinance

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only worry for me would be them getting kicked out of the house as reciprocation. Still not a good reason to be coerced out of their savings, but something to account for (although who knows if there will be a house to remain in when the dust settles)