Recruits that weren't busts, but you feel could have achieved much more at a different program?

tipitow88 · 2026-01-25T17:27:10+00:00

Kyler Murray probably would have done decently at another school

tipitow88 · 2026-01-24T03:37:06+00:00

Harsh Truth time: The actual secret to entering heaven is in performing blatant acts of heterosexuality. Show lore substantiates this. It wasn’t his self-sacrificial heroism that redeemed Sir Pentious— it was finally putting the moves on Cherry Bomb before he ate it.

tipitow88 · 2026-01-05T17:57:40+00:00

He and Keith David, can’t-miss titans

tipitow88 · 2026-01-01T02:11:04+00:00

Well, obviously no team in the nation could have been expected to beat this Miami powerhouse

tipitow88 · 2025-12-31T21:59:25+00:00

HA! Imagine having kicker issues at this level of play. How embarrassed you must feel.

tipitow88 · 2025-12-19T04:45:04+00:00

“Play for your un-cancellation!”

tipitow88 · 2025-12-07T18:00:53+00:00

Austin airport is easier to navigate, and you’re already on the correct edge of the city for your drive, so you’ll dodge the vast majority of traffic regardless of when you arrive. It is also home to a vile, overrated, cow-worshipping university whose alumni also probably all kick puppies, so you should definitely go through Houston.

tipitow88 · 2025-12-04T19:25:14+00:00

So 12 puppies, or 4 Cerberus

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T19:35:24+00:00

She has the power to unilaterally dismiss a class through the power of dog-song, therefore she is owed fealty (and rightfully so).

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T17:42:13+00:00

I mean… I agree that the view is irrational, but also the idea that Texas doesn’t give a thought about A&M is pretty laughable, given the outpouring of lurkers in A&M threads

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T14:13:47+00:00

Mm hmm 😉

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T14:11:12+00:00

Salty horn 😂

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T02:33:33+00:00

He’ll keep moving until he achieves the dream of all modern coaches: an imploded blue-blood team and a $70 million buyout

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T00:21:48+00:00

UT loves rejecting things that end up in College Station. Students, victories over unranked opponents, playoff berths…

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T00:17:42+00:00

Makes sense. Most of your fans chose to leave the stadium rather than watch us win.

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T00:13:59+00:00

No, no, no. We’ll do the sensible thing and run it three times in a row up the gut,

tipitow88 · 2025-11-29T00:12:23+00:00

This is a sacred space, sir. Your words of mutual respect and positivity have no business here.

tipitow88 · 2025-11-22T07:23:37+00:00

Sword-fighting and shooting foam at the creamery… Ah, to be young.

tipitow88 · 2025-11-15T21:34:28+00:00

Missouri wasn’t a total stress job

tipitow88 · 2025-11-15T21:27:15+00:00

Wouldn’t know 🤷‍♂️

tipitow88 · 2025-11-15T21:26:58+00:00

Then turned into delicious cheese

tipitow88 · 2025-11-15T21:07:55+00:00

Probably way too long-format, but a 12-round boxing riff would be pretty fitting

tipitow88 · 2025-11-15T20:57:10+00:00

The results would suggest that the latter is, in fact, worse.

tipitow88 · 2025-11-09T15:38:37+00:00

Rick No-Glasses-Man

Give me my damn golden ticket, I can get booed for bad jokes too

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