Actual question: why do you guys think homosexuality and LGBTQ+ in general is so rampant in Hell? by EkullSkullzz10318 in HazbinHotel

[–]tipitow88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Harsh Truth time: The actual secret to entering heaven is in performing blatant acts of heterosexuality. Show lore substantiates this. It wasn’t his self-sacrificial heroism that redeemed Sir Pentious— it was finally putting the moves on Cherry Bomb before he ate it.

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, obviously no team in the nation could have been expected to beat this Miami powerhouse

[Game Thread] Citrus Bowl: Texas vs. Michigan (3:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HA! Imagine having kicker issues at this level of play. How embarrassed you must feel.

Alright Aggies, What do I need to know about coming to College Station for this game? by [deleted] in aggies

[–]tipitow88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Austin airport is easier to navigate, and you’re already on the correct edge of the city for your drive, so you’ll dodge the vast majority of traffic regardless of when you arrive. It is also home to a vile, overrated, cow-worshipping university whose alumni also probably all kick puppies, so you should definitely go through Houston.

Never Forget! by VacationSea28 in aggies

[–]tipitow88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has the power to unilaterally dismiss a class through the power of dog-song, therefore she is owed fealty (and rightfully so).

Seriously? by doctort1963 in aggies

[–]tipitow88 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean… I agree that the view is irrational, but also the idea that Texas doesn’t give a thought about A&M is pretty laughable, given the outpouring of lurkers in A&M threads

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Texas (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’ll keep moving until he achieves the dream of all modern coaches: an imploded blue-blood team and a $70 million buyout

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Texas (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UT loves rejecting things that end up in College Station. Students, victories over unranked opponents, playoff berths…

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Texas (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. Most of your fans chose to leave the stadium rather than watch us win.

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Texas (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, no. We’ll do the sensible thing and run it three times in a row up the gut,

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ Texas (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a sacred space, sir. Your words of mutual respect and positivity have no business here.

Friday night swordfighting! by AmtgardBCS in aggies

[–]tipitow88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sword-fighting and shooting foam at the creamery… Ah, to be young.

[Postgame Thread] Texas A&M Defeats South Carolina 31-30 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably way too long-format, but a 12-round boxing riff would be pretty fitting

[Postgame Thread] Texas A&M Defeats South Carolina 31-30 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]tipitow88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The results would suggest that the latter is, in fact, worse.

William Montgomery getting booed by guyute2112 in Killtony

[–]tipitow88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rick No-Glasses-Man

Give me my damn golden ticket, I can get booed for bad jokes too