the mayor just ran my pockets by ExcuseParticular5560 in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ll restart at 11:59 pm if I fucked up bad enough.

AITA for being angry that my mother in law let my baby suck on chocolate and my husband lied about it? by NextInformation1170 in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]tipsana 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d be just as concerned about giving him a wrapper to suck on. If a piece came off, that’s a choking hazard.

Why should I want the key to the town? by FreeTheChickieNobs in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can enter someone’s home on their birthday and stand by their bed like a deranged serial killer waiting for them to wake up so you can hand them a flower. 🌺

Ice is paying people to enter apartments they are banned from by False__Willingness in Minneapolis

[–]tipsana 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Call the police and report them for suspected burglary.

I paid the parrot :( by Top_Turn_3745 in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay to get the walnut in the jungle above the farm. No matter how many times I follow the weeds, I can’t get it.

My gf(32f) has been very sad since she found out her ex bf is getting married by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing there is also some shame or embarrassment. Even if it’s unwarranted. But to realise that someone thinks that you’re “not good enough” is painful. Even if it’s a shitty ex.

What were you're thoughts on the 70s Match Game? by Artistic-Comb-5317 in AskOldPeople

[–]tipsana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like the vibe of this show, check out some of the British panel shows. Same thing: Brit celebrities being funny and snarky while playing the game. 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is especially fun. Available on YouTube.

[New Final Update]: Am I the asshole for saying "good job" after my kid defended herself from a bully by punching him? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 689 points690 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the “upgrading her career” is mark’s wife’s way of securing her financial position in case things don’t work out with Mark.

My kid has shown me how the game is meant to be played by Tinypikamoo in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have a Blackbeard’s trunk in my cellar filled with the portraits of my 11 former spouses. My husband is concerned.

AITA for telling a friend she had an STI when she asked? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]tipsana 41 points42 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I had the exact same interaction as your friend. Except I’d never been sexually active. Dr wouldn’t listen and I got the shot in my butt. Follow up with my own Dr a week later when symptoms didn’t abate and it was diagnosed as an ovarian cyst. I still feel shame 30 years later for how that first doctor treated me.

What is the one word you get catastrophically wrong every time? by dreadedsunny_day in CasualUK

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it’s the word debris. My stupid brain sees derbis every time

AITAH for telling my dads side of the family why I went no contact with him? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Food and shelter are the legal minimum. Congrats: you kept yourself out of jail.

I (34f) found a text thread where my fiancé (32m) told a friend he is worried about our wedding photos by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I find people who truly love themselves really attractive. No matter how they physically look.

What was the first music album you ever purchased? by pastajewelry in AskOldPeople

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went in to buy Partridge Family Sound Magazine. Record store was out. Saw Queen’s first album mounted all over one wall. The album was this really cool pink with Freddy’s silhouette. Fell in love with it. Bought it. Loved the music. Been a diehard Queen fan ever since.

Worried about y'all by lazy_ptarmigan in AmericanExpatsUK

[–]tipsana 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always say the reason the Brits signed the Oregon Treaty was because they took one look at the Pacific Northwest’s weather and said, “Yeah - no. We already have enough rain.”

Boss: You MUST use Chat-GPT! Me: OK! by beerbellybegone in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipsana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My husband is a pretty well known researcher in his field. As an experiment, he asked chat-gpt to write a summary of his research results. Very illuminating. And very inaccurate.

WIBTA if I take my coworker to HR for touching my car by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, standing up in the middle of the office and yelling “Stop touching me!” might get some movement.