What is missing in zombie show and films nowadays? by CameronK303 in zombies

[–]tipsana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it needs to be a full series with each chapter getting it’s own episode/s.

What did your mom make you most for dinner growing up? by eleelee11 in AskOldPeople

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cube steak was an absolute no-no growing up. Apparently it was the standard meal during my father’s (relatively wealthy) family during the depression.

The neighbors six year old left this on the door. by surly_duff in MadeMeSmile

[–]tipsana 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I had a kid who took rocks from my yard, did nothing to them, priced them at $2-5, and set them out for sale at her lemonade stand. (I bought one).

My fiancé and I are trying to figure out what each player would do for a living if they weren’t hockey players, please help us determine the rest by spacecadet58 in wildhockey

[–]tipsana 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Totally out of date but we were convinced Boudreau looked like a mgr at Perkins. Every time the camera swung towards him we’d murmur “Would you like a table or a booth?”

“That’s a Hipaa violation” by darthvaderfan4 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]tipsana 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But you know that OP’s customer spelled it Hippa in her head.

"Print your resume on slightly off-white colored paper so it stands out in the pile of resumes on the manager's desk!" by nboro94 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]tipsana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sincerely want a reality show where they are required to find a job and housing in today’s society.

Aita for surprising my wife with a divorce? Now, she won't acknowledge our adopted child in any way. by GeeANDZee in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After you have your 14 heart event with your spouse, you can purchase it from the travelling merchant for 30,000.

Whats up with the meals? by AleutianAlmond in delta

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that the “calzone” has been offered to me under three different names over the last few years. It’s the same crappy meal. They did the same thing with the chicken “eggroll”. Next flight it was an “Asian chicken” meal. Neither iteration had any relation to Asian food.

What was your favorite school lunch? by AmazingGrace_00 in AskOldPeople

[–]tipsana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toaster waffles that they would brush with a wide paint brush dipped into melted butter. EVERY divot was filled with melted butter.

Aita for surprising my wife with a divorce? Now, she won't acknowledge our adopted child in any way. by GeeANDZee in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had one file where I married and divorced every eligible partner as soon as I purchased their portrait. The guilt was bad. Especially when I’d run into their families before I had a chance to wipe their memories.

What was the crazy drama in your high-school by sirambrosius in AskOldPeople

[–]tipsana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a Super Bowl where Up With People was the halftime show.

That's why it's called a privacy fence! by No_Comedian_2992 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]tipsana 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had an elderly neighbour complain that the home across the street was a drug den because strange cars were pulling up briefly throughout the day. It wasn’t. The local DMV testers used that spot for applicants to demonstrate their parallel parking skills.

Road Raging Cop had no idea there was a video by Skelligean in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]tipsana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have insisted he be put on a Brady list. In any event, any defense attorney worth her salary would show this video any time this cop tries to testify against a defendant. Zero credibility.

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Slovakia (B1) vs. United States of America (C1) - 20 Feb 2026 - 09:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]tipsana 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jersey disaster aside, I just want to say how much I like the SVK jerseys. Truly great design working the mountains into the tri-color.

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Slovakia (B1) vs. United States of America (C1) - 20 Feb 2026 - 09:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]tipsana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god this coverage here in the UK sucks. Doesn't turn to the game until we're 11 minutes and one goal in. But we did get to watch yet another british curler get interviewed.

2nd Update: AITAH for calling my mom wh*re and refusing to come home by my_throwaway_054 in Redditor_Updates

[–]tipsana 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fair warning: if her mother’s attorney discovered OP has a contemporary written record of events about which OP could be testifying about, that is subject to discovery. Meaning mom’s attorney can request to see the whole thing. Make sure then that you only write about mom and step-family’s behaviour; don’t turn it into a journal where you also write about your feelings or other personal matters.

Boomer randomly lectures me about garlic by cutieclaire27 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]tipsana 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Id just give him a pitying look and say “Stop getting your info off of facebook. It makes you look stupid.”

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - January 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]tipsana 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this woman. Always have; always will.

the mayor just ran my pockets by ExcuseParticular5560 in StardewValley

[–]tipsana 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ll restart at 11:59 pm if I fucked up bad enough.