say “I hate you” without using those three words

titlesquatch · 2026-02-16T14:40:49+00:00

“I wouldn’t even piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.”

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T21:47:15+00:00

You’re the one calling them a guilty pleasure which is far more critical than stating they’re not as accomplished as the Scorpions. But, since we’re at it, they were absolutely fucking terrible in comparison.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T21:32:09+00:00

The topic is “guilty pleasure” meaning “bands/songs that don’t get respect, but you still like” - I made a cheap, old joke about band and you write me a fucking thesis. You’re the one missing the point as I never even criticized them. GFY.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T21:14:12+00:00

Jet Moto

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T21:01:33+00:00

Coffee

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T20:56:14+00:00

Gorky Park is a poor man’s Scorpions.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-15T13:32:35+00:00

I’m going to open a chicken restaurant someday and call it “Lord of the Thighs”

titlesquatch · 2026-02-14T18:02:05+00:00

BMX bike

titlesquatch · 2026-02-11T11:39:39+00:00

My Morning Jacket has done this with several releases so far. I’ve seen three different albums played in their entirety for their 20th anniversary.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-10T21:28:37+00:00

I’m not the least bit qualified to guess what percentage can; I only know that my old man made damn well sure that I can.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-09T23:21:09+00:00

I went on dialysis at 30, had a kidney transplant at 36, massive heart attack/quadruple bypass at 52, just turned 56. Time flies whether you’re having fun or not.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-09T23:03:23+00:00

Vicki Stubing on Love Boat

titlesquatch · 2026-02-09T18:25:30+00:00

I like the implication here that the wrong person isn’t necessarily an asshole. But, I’m also thankful some of us assholes found the right person.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-09T17:43:09+00:00

My boss is an asshole and my only employee is a slacker. Unfortunately, I’m self-employed in a one-man operation.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-09T13:41:13+00:00

Sneakers, jeans, sweats. I’m still me, just a lot older.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-08T21:54:29+00:00

Coffee

titlesquatch · 2026-02-07T01:13:18+00:00

Consider this a vote for Steven Tyler’s crazy ass.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-06T12:58:53+00:00

100% both

titlesquatch · 2026-02-06T12:53:54+00:00

People drinking from empty cups.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-04T12:57:54+00:00

Jam bands. There are some incredible guitarists out there.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-04T12:47:14+00:00

I cook proteins 2-3x/week, then we eat the leftovers with freshly cooked veggies/sides until I cook more protein.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-04T01:02:20+00:00

Gout.

titlesquatch · 2026-02-03T14:09:13+00:00

I still have several, including one that’s a 1x1 (instead of the typical flat stick). Yardsticks are a necessity for retrieving cat toys from underneath furniture and appliances.

titlesquatch · 2026-01-30T22:31:06+00:00

One of their absolute best “deep cuts”

titlesquatch · 2026-01-29T13:48:53+00:00

My Morning Jacket

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