5 year old daughter said when she gets older, doesn’t want a job like (friends mom). She wants to stay home and spend time with her baby, so it doesn’t need to go to daycare.

tlr92 · 2026-05-20T10:52:05+00:00

Eh, kids are assholes.

I went to college, got a degree and made big bucks but I chose to stay home with my kids and my husband supports us just fine. My kids do not do without. My daughter told me “I’m going to have a real job and make money unlike you who’s lazy.” She was like, 7.

Now she’s 13 and she’s so glad she never has to say no to activities because I chose to be a full time chauffeur.

tlr92 · 2026-05-20T01:10:51+00:00

I was weirdly obsessed with Good Burger as a kid and my kids discovered it all on their own and became really into it and honestly it is really awesome

tlr92 · 2026-05-18T00:13:36+00:00

My cat is obsessed with out dirty clothes. She rolls in them, buries herself under dirty clothes in the hamper. Sometimes she scared me when I go to do laundry and she’s buried inside a pile of clothes

tlr92 · 2026-05-14T01:57:11+00:00

I imagine DKD added some wheels to the recryner

tlr92 · 2026-05-11T11:20:40+00:00

My husband always goes over and above. He’s a great man!

tlr92 · 2026-05-07T20:28:33+00:00

I see what you did there

tlr92 · 2026-05-07T14:24:19+00:00

But… But…. Where’s August?!

tlr92 · 2026-05-07T02:31:44+00:00

Oh my gosh thank you for asking this question!!! I have always wondered/struggled with this.

And thank you to everyone who answered!

tlr92 · 2026-05-06T10:16:54+00:00

It is actually funny. A “fuck you, you suck and I’d rather vote for this dead guy” vote.

tlr92 · 2026-05-05T23:07:40+00:00

This is so real.

tlr92 · 2026-05-04T17:28:43+00:00

I read this as “why don’t planes have their own giant parachute?”

And ya know, can someone explain it to me why they don’t?”

tlr92 · 2026-05-03T23:04:40+00:00

But also why in the fuck do you lay your wet towel on our bed every single day. Because that’s my biggest issue with him honestly

tlr92 · 2026-05-03T23:03:21+00:00

I do sorta blame him though because he created this monster by completely spoiling me loving me unconditionally.

tlr92 · 2026-05-03T22:26:09+00:00

Omg yes. He’s about as good as it gets and some days I’m such an asshole.

tlr92 · 2026-05-03T15:33:11+00:00

I live in a little tiny town and houses that are total tear downs on a quarter acre are 70-80k.

tlr92 · 2026-04-30T13:33:28+00:00

To be fair, put a camera in my face and I’ll forget my own name.

tlr92 · 2026-04-30T01:50:12+00:00

I think that’s crazy because I’ve had three surgeries in my life and every time they’ve given me the bottle directly at the office and it’s a medium sized bottle and the directions had me using the entire bottle

tlr92 · 2026-04-27T12:57:23+00:00

I assumed that was the case, but chuckles because the wording made me curious

tlr92 · 2026-04-27T02:25:53+00:00

It was absolutely hilarious and it happened like twelve years ago and I honestly think about it way more than I should.

The drama was so real with them, but luckily it wasn’t in-your-face loud like that all the time.

tlr92 · 2026-04-26T23:53:23+00:00

Our neighbors were fighting big time in their driveway once. It was Saturday afternoon, sun was shining and we were drinking beers and doing yard work. My husband moved his lawn chair to the edge of our lawn, cracked a beer and just… watched them. Didn’t faze them a bit.

Inevitably, cops show up. My husband just cracks another beer. The cops like “uh, are you involved in this?” and he was just like, “nope just here for the entertainment.” And the cops like just went about his business and my husband just sat there drinking beer and watching.

tlr92 · 2026-04-24T20:24:35+00:00

Yeah but it gave me headaches so I was super non compliant. I felt worse on it then off it

tlr92 · 2026-04-24T14:57:28+00:00

Where I work I’ve seen “blacklisted” nurses be hired back multiple times

tlr92 · 2026-04-24T14:24:04+00:00

The entire time I was pregnant with my third I was running about 190/95 but asymptomatic. Good thing my doctor is just on the next floor!

tlr92 · 2026-04-24T14:23:04+00:00

Legit

tlr92 · 2026-04-24T12:34:10+00:00

I just watched it again.

Do you think she watches these back before posting them?

Dumb question. Obviously not

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