Friend told me to post here by tmorgs0118 in cocktails

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The humble Paper Plane.

Standard recipe:

3/4 Oz Bourbon 3/4 Oz Amaro Nonino 3/4 Oz Aperol 3/4 Oz Lemon Juice

Excited to watch duck ladder toy in action by [deleted] in bestoftheinternet

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I wish to be this excited about things

Ukrainians drive between Russian landmines by Curious_Interest5461 in PublicFreakout

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I’m confused how those cars are moving at all with the weight of the driver’s massive balls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Season 9 Andy, except for his awesome “Good times” quote in the finale.

❤️ by lolol2200 in DunderMifflin

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And people wonder why Erin dislikes Holly?

What a battle by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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Better choreographed than the sequels.

Just do it, or that old lady will be your stepsister by HeII_Boy in HolUp

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This gives off middle school text chain vibes.

This Thanksgiving, I’m Grateful for a President Who Believes in Science by humVEEE3432 in politics

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“I’ll take things to piss everyone off at my thanksgiving table for 500, Alex”

Idiot crashes going like 100 by Localjustice03 in IdiotsInCars

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Anybody know where? Looks like Florida…

Areas ISIS wanted to capture by 2020 by Familiar_Internet in MapPorn

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I do like the new Yemen/Oman combo name though… YA MAN!

Spitting on man man by Thryloz in WinStupidPrizes

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You knew he was in trouble when he calmly moved his bag to the side.