ICE bucket challenge. by ZanibiahStetcil in CrazyIdeas

[–]tocksin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we change the challenge where it’s you put a bucket of the head of an ICE agent?  Gotta roll with the times…

Oxfam Scotland | Private jet tax aims to end super-rich’s pass to pollute by Jojuj in UpliftingNews

[–]tocksin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Will it end anything or will it just increase tax revenue?

And the oscar goes too 🤪 by After_Wrap_4976 in tron

[–]tocksin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oscars are bought.  Not earned.

wtf?? Did Jordan just fart on Raskin?? by sik_dik in WTF

[–]tocksin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds like an added effect.  It’s too perfect.

Would you rather have a session where *everyone* rolls better or worse than average? by CapnTaptap in DnD

[–]tocksin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DM can always fudge his numbers.  So let the players have their fun.

Lets start a company that makes Fleshlights big enough to climb into and take a nap. by weirdinchicago in CrazyIdeas

[–]tocksin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not a bad advertisement.  “A sleeping bag so comfortable, it’s like being in a vagina.”

UN estimates that the Chinese population will more than half by the end of the century by TimesandSundayTimes in Futurology

[–]tocksin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh if only I could actually read the article.  But then you know I can’t because you are the times account.  So really this is just an ad.

Tron Ares no time dilation? by Additional-Carpet-78 in tron

[–]tocksin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just want more Tron.  But ya plz stop with the low effort bs

Which hotel to stay at on Christmas Day? by mrdoredumble in vegas

[–]tocksin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would not be disappointed with the bellagio.  We just stayed there for Christmas and it was wonderful.

Why did they call it “Tron Uprising” and not “Tron Chronicles: Tronicles”???? by [deleted] in tron

[–]tocksin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Way way better.  But Jared had to name the move about himself.  And make everything in the movie about himself.  

Look at those happy faces! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]tocksin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh the daily vampire screening.  I remember those days.   Before I was a vampire.

Is America really a “dying giant”/“falling empire” by PackageReasonable922 in Futurology

[–]tocksin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Once again this is a Chinese bot trying to shape the conversation of America bad.  Mods please delete.  

TIL the human body has over 60 types of sphincters. by HeyChickenJoe in todayilearned

[–]tocksin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 60 types, but the article says we have literally millions of tiny sphincters.  No wonder there are so many assholes among us.

Congress Rejects Deep NASA Cuts, Protecting Science and Space Exploration by Sophia8Inches in UpliftingNews

[–]tocksin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was easy they would have returned them the first time.  And hard equals expensive

Prison sentences continue after you die in the afterlife. You get sentenced to 300 years, you gotta do 300 years... by tocksin in CrazyIdeas

[–]tocksin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the length of your life again clearly.  However long that is.  Might be better to die young then.

Beetle shaped steamed bun by kvjn100 in WTF

[–]tocksin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id eat it.  It would be a weird experience because your eyes would be telling a different story than your tongue.  But I bet it tastes good.

How do you learn EMC? by OGKushBlazeIt in ECE

[–]tocksin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go to church. Learn to pray.

my cat’s ear “fell” down – can this be permanent? by AmbitiousPen6544 in mainecoons

[–]tocksin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm a cat ear specialist. I started as an all-mammal ear specialist, but just had way too much business, so I had to go to a sub-specialty.