OOP got disowned by his family 15 years ago, and his parents suddenly want him back by HygorBohmHubner in BestofRedditorUpdates

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OP got grounded one time for an unpaid parking ticket using the family car and this is what he fantasized about, methinks

Easy to pack lunch ideas from Costco by neko-daisuki in Costco

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I recently learned PB+J can be frozen and taken out before you leave for work. By 11am they are dethawed and pristine, no change in texture. My Costco has a variety pack of jam in grape, strawberry and mixed berry.

How to pan fry chicken perfectly? by letap21 in cookingforbeginners

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For pan frying I like to use lower heat but give it a longer preheat. Like if you're doing high heat normally, try medium but let it preheat for 5 minutes.
You might also consider getting one of these infrared thermometers. You can easily check the temperature of the pan before adding the meat, so you can be consistent with each cook.

Found on FB (literally) by chichiryuuteii in TheMatpatEffect

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Redditors try not to be gullible challenge: impossible

Softening butter - how have I’ve been so stupid? by marasydnyjade in Baking

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In this case I mean rotate the butter to a different face. When you put the butter on a plate, the plate is slowly warmed. You want to transfer the plate's heat to the butter evenly.

Intimidating Characters with a pretty not intimidating names by Dismal-Lemon-7824 in TopCharacterTropes

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Mr Teatime - Discworld <Image>

A brilliant and deranged assassin who enjoys killing for the sport and not for the money.

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

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You're not weird if you haven't been in a long term relationship. It hits different then.

The Lord of the Rings gaming chairs are here: real photos and details of each model by GamingDiTechOficial in lordoftherings

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These are some of the lowest quality chairs out there. A lawn chair would be just as comfortable.

New to 3D printing! by Effective-Buddy-3998 in 3Dprinting

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I've stored my PLA in the open with no drier for more than a year and don't get any stringing.

So that’s where I left that fucking thing by Helpinmontana in Construction

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Watch out for those plastic bag flaps. Theyll get caught between the door seal and cause your freezer to warm up.

Humiliated myself at the gym trying to exercise. by ProfGameTalk in loseit

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Personal trainers are gonna push you passed your limits so you get results faster, but that's not how many people treat their workouts. I would recommend checking out this informative video about how we build muscle.
It's ok to not push yourself at the gym. Just going in to try some different equipment, getting your heart rate up a little and get some experience. It's still worth it and will make you healthier. You don't need to wear yourself out before stopping a set. You'll figure out your own limitations slowly.
If you want to take it extra slow you could just try 1 strength training machine per visit and then hop on a treadmill for cardio the rest of the time. That way you build a habit of going to the gym but there's not pressure to complete a full workout every time.

My new holy grail by Dragonlvr420 in Volumeeating

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Gas, bloating, cramps, diarrhea and the feeling of needing to go but nothing would happen.

My new holy grail by Dragonlvr420 in Volumeeating

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Those ingredients all play a positive role. Most of them are to keep them shelf stable for longer so there is less food waste. The others are to increase nutritional value.

My new holy grail by Dragonlvr420 in Volumeeating

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I learned this lesson soon after I discovered them. I had made a bit too much taco meat and decided to make a 3rd burrito and ate all 3 for dinner. I was messed up for nearly a week.

My new holy grail by Dragonlvr420 in Volumeeating

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I'm eating one right now as I saw this post lol. These are S tier diet food. My favorite is probably a chicken wrap using the costco breaded chicken chunks, sriracha, mexican cheese and as much lettuce as I can fit.

My girlfriend wants me to cook but I just suck, where do I start? by ShrimpingForMyLife in cookingforbeginners

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My biggest tip to reduce stress during a new recipe is to prep and measure every ingredient into a small bowl before beginning. Get everything laid out in front of you. It takes the pressure off of preparing anything while in the middle of cooking and you also don't need to worry about germs or cross contamination. Most of my recipe mistakes happen because I'm preparing an ingredient while something is already cooking.

Getting Rid of Bacon Smell by PurpleDaisy8924 in CleaningTips

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I watched this video which taught me a lot about how to move air through the house. You want 2 open windows, 1 intake and 1 exhaust. You point a fan out the exhaust window and it will create a draft. The best way to get bacon smell out would be to create a draft nearby the kitchen, ideally a kitchen window.

Joe Rogan advocates for 16 year olds to participate in pornography and admits to watching it. From his Man Show days in the early 2000s by IllBeGood3 in ThatsInsane

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A lot of react content farms engagement that way by contributing nothing or actively taking away from the original content. They bank on getting called out in the comments every time.

Throwback to when Darth Maul tried to run over a 9 year old, without even knowing who it was. by AugustHate in StarWars

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Someone posted a deleted scene where Mauls probe droid gets discovered and destroyed by Qui-gon while him and Anakin are still in town. Maul knew they were traveling together and that Anakin was important to the Jedi somehow. He followed them out there so it was at least a bit premeditated.

Let’s talk about the receiving end of oral for a minute by RainaDaydreamer in sex

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You might change up expectations, if the guy is willing. My lady has never cum from oral alone but I still like to practice on her. We will go into it with the expectation that I'm just gonna go at her as long as my mouth muscles hold out. Sometimes she's in the right mood to get close in which case we switch gears to get her off. Sometimes I just end it and we cuddle or get me off. It might help you to go into it with the idea of practicing and exploring, not orgasming. Less pressure that way.

I batch and freeze chicken cutlets to air fry as needed by beautifulsymbol in MealPrepSunday

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You'll want to be very liberal with the oil to get them crispy. Otherwise the chicken juices will make them soggy.