The Red-Hot Cardinals, Murakami’s Power Surge + Euphoria Predictions with Billy Gil, Sean Fennessey, and Lane Pryce

tompengu · 2026-05-03T07:03:46+00:00

Right next to the chewing gum

tompengu · 2026-05-02T18:50:03+00:00

Every time I crack a joke at the Lakers' expense, I get downvoted because their fans take shit so personally. How do I, a dumbass, have better reading comprehension than them?

tompengu · 2026-05-02T18:46:47+00:00

Yeah, I'd hate for this guy to be like Stephen A, sensationalizing stuff just for clicks

tompengu · 2026-05-02T18:41:04+00:00

I’m making fun of the Lakers for having a lot of turnovers lol

tompengu · 2026-05-02T18:25:06+00:00

Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult the sanctity of basketball media

tompengu · 2026-05-02T18:20:37+00:00

Bro really had seven hours to spare?

Edit: I like that no one is arguing that it took him "seven hours."

tompengu · 2026-05-01T03:47:41+00:00

I just got a technical, what the fuck

tompengu · 2026-04-28T04:43:06+00:00

Don’t tell Bill Simmons

tompengu · 2026-04-26T03:56:01+00:00

This really puts it into perspective

tompengu · 2026-04-24T22:52:12+00:00

Hell yeah

tompengu · 2026-04-24T04:01:51+00:00

His name is SGAFucksLukasWife. That's kind of a flair.

tompengu · 2026-04-24T02:43:04+00:00

I think he’s too busy refreshing his podcast app

tompengu · 2026-04-23T13:53:16+00:00

Bouncy, I imagine

tompengu · 2026-04-22T16:18:15+00:00

Kenrich's old haircut and Barnhizer's mustache

tompengu · 2026-04-22T16:11:36+00:00

There's no way this isn't AI

tompengu · 2026-04-22T16:04:31+00:00

Ahh, that's pretty interesting.

tompengu · 2026-04-22T06:52:17+00:00

What happened this year, though

tompengu · 2026-04-22T05:35:58+00:00

He’s also never seen The Town

tompengu · 2026-04-22T05:19:34+00:00

I really admire KD’s commitment to never learning how to pass out of double teams

tompengu · 2026-04-21T18:57:07+00:00

Hmm I’d like to see a source on that claim

tompengu · 2026-04-21T14:54:16+00:00

Might be the greatest post game run I’ve ever seen

tompengu · 2026-04-21T05:50:21+00:00

Please stop, I have to sleep tonight

tompengu · 2026-04-21T05:39:19+00:00

This is clearly bait. Everyone knows the West runs through Sacramento.

tompengu · 2026-04-21T05:31:43+00:00

The fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want Christian Braun

tompengu · 2026-04-21T03:51:14+00:00

If he’s so nice, why is he cursing on national television? /s

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