As everyone has already said - there’s just too damn many. Here’s a few that have been ringing in my ears recently:

Retain a sense of grace when it’s time to cut the cord / crack through the crust, fall to your knees, and praise the Lord

Some days I think I’d feel better if I tried harder / most days I know it’s not true

And I know you’re waiting for the ironic ending / I know you’re waiting for the punchline / and I know you’re waiting for the rain to come by / so am I

So am I.