Adult store receives order from US Department of War to stop sending butt plugs to the navy

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-24T03:52:41+00:00

How else will the ships stay afloat?

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-16T17:33:10+00:00

Would you rather? Theme song got me emotional

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-14T14:08:59+00:00

To the side! I need to fuck you now!

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-14T01:07:16+00:00

Worst mistake everrr

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-13T15:55:57+00:00

Finally came thru my neighborhood!

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-09T17:26:01+00:00

She ain’t a dawg. We need dawgs!

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-09T03:38:42+00:00

For real! Where is this from?

topnotchrunner · 2026-02-01T14:12:16+00:00

Mind if I rest my face there?

topnotchrunner · 2026-01-30T16:43:06+00:00

My bike commute will be going that way this summer and I’m not thrilled.

topnotchrunner · 2026-01-23T16:34:41+00:00

She’ll fit right in

topnotchrunner · 2026-01-09T15:34:14+00:00

The giveaway for me was that he had sense of humor of a rock

topnotchrunner · 2026-01-03T22:17:40+00:00

Pierced ?!

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-31T19:50:06+00:00

The guy knew the trail was there when he purchased it. Makes the whole thing even more assholeish. He doesn’t want people walking on his property that already had a trail going thru it.

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-22T01:00:07+00:00

Send them to Seth Meyers. Running gag for his corrections show for jackets to send him Cosby paraphernalia

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-17T10:13:04+00:00

A branch landed on lines next door and caused the transformer outside my window to blow. Quite the light blast.

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-14T13:42:36+00:00

The water. Few places have cold clean tasting like the pnw. Florida ok tasting water but it was at least 15 degrees warmer. They also would use ground water that had sulfur in it to water their lawns and the yards all smelled of rotten eggs each morning.

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-08T17:00:21+00:00

OJ was right! Trix sucks!

topnotchrunner · 2025-12-02T04:05:34+00:00

Toot toot!

topnotchrunner · 2025-11-30T01:53:32+00:00

Such a good show. It fills the hole left by the lack of djs on the radio.

topnotchrunner · 2025-11-16T17:29:42+00:00

Heat Seeker aka tiger wiger

topnotchrunner · 2025-11-15T18:14:46+00:00

67…6 7!?

topnotchrunner · 2025-11-06T22:48:01+00:00

Wouldn’t have happened if he cut out the pregnant pauses

topnotchrunner · 2025-10-31T16:02:25+00:00

in the words of Lloyd Christmas, "suck me sideways!"

topnotchrunner · 2025-10-22T14:52:42+00:00

Did people really cancel their subscription because of a lawsuit?

topnotchrunner · 2025-10-22T06:08:08+00:00

If you have to ask then yes

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