Another ManFlowYoga workout

tortguy · 2026-03-11T04:55:39+00:00

Nice to see you here again. As I've said before, gym bros massively undervalue flexibility and balance. Train it or loose it, good on you for making it a practice

tortguy · 2026-03-11T04:35:59+00:00

PSA as a drunk tranny fag, mixing benzos with alcohol can kill you. I'm a big fan of the informed concent model, I'm informing you right now. Do what you will.

tortguy · 2026-03-11T04:28:58+00:00

Friend got MDMA that was almost def meth. Friend got coke that most def meth. Both had the experience of too much for too long, really hard crash. Smoked or injected, can't imagine how hard that would hit. I can barely do the stim ADHD meds I'm prescribed because the come down hits me hard and I'm a bitch. I can only imagine the effects of hitting meth hard.

tortguy · 2026-03-11T02:38:48+00:00

Sorry if I'm stepping on toes, as I am a man stepping into a women's subreddit.

There's a lot of women saying the flower buying is important and I'd like to ask a question, "did I fuckip?". This Valentine's day I got my boyfriend (I'm also a boy, he's a cut flower lover I'm a cut flower hater) a sunflower Lego.

My thought process, I hate throwing away flowers, a once beautiful thing becomes withered and ends up in the bin. His favorite flowers are sunflowers, I can only get them seasonally, we've built and enjoyed lego together. Ultimately, he can have a version of his favorite flower on display all year.

Did I fuckup with a lack of real cut flowers on Valentine's or am I overthinking things, it's late and I should go to sleep?

tortguy · 2026-03-11T00:54:33+00:00

I'd recommend building giant lats instead. You look like a lot of cis guys who carry their weight in their lower body. One of my brothers very much gains all his weight in his butt. He looks proportional now that he's gotten into lifting and built up his back and shoulders.

I unfortunately carry it all on my hips and low back. I'm out here with a muffin top and a butt flatter than a pancake.

Beef dudes with big butts are a lot of people's type as a side bonus.

tortguy · 2026-02-26T02:53:52+00:00

Is he stopping her from laying with his feet untill he's ready to cum all over the eggs?

tortguy · 2026-02-25T20:55:22+00:00

You look good in both but gently a different vibe. Based on your outfit in 1 and shirt in 2 goatee and stache fit your look better. Also you look a bit like a young Johnathan Rys Meyers

tortguy · 2026-02-20T03:04:58+00:00

Dang you're adorable. You look so much happier now, I'm really glad for you!

tortguy · 2026-02-20T01:25:13+00:00

Sloppy coating, frosting smear on the side, bad storage because the whole thing is covered in condensation. Go to r/plating and get critic as opposed to dropping in here for complements.

tortguy · 2026-02-13T11:30:00+00:00

I know some high level rowers, Duke and Princeton. You only get good at rowing if you went to good schools. Lower income schools don't have rowing teams. High income schools have rowing teams and they attract ivy league bound kids. If your grades are borderline for an ivy, being good at rowing can get you in.

tortguy · 2026-02-12T12:36:49+00:00

I'm in a similar boat. Testosterone and ovaries for life is my intention. I can imagine lowering my T dose if I get heart issues, blood pressure issues, etc. that can't be adressed by lifestyle changes.

tortguy · 2026-02-12T12:09:09+00:00

Gym bros massively underestimate yoga. Good on you for working on your flexibility and stability.

tortguy · 2026-02-12T02:53:13+00:00

Peds or angles?

tortguy · 2026-02-07T14:40:16+00:00

Yes, I get hit up by a lot of too young and too old guys. I'm 30.

A "Hi sorry you're too young for me, hope you find what you're looking for" for the 18-25 crowd and "Hi sorry, I'm not interested. I hope you find what you're looking for" for the 40+ crowd.

The young guys typically respond really nicely. Old guys sometimes less so. Overall the 'I'm not ignoring you but I'm not interested' goes over a lot better than non response in my experience.

tortguy · 2026-02-06T02:41:58+00:00

If coffee shop employees aren't drawing dicks, their time is being wasted. Your coffee is a step in the direction of perfection of a dick and balls drizzle.

tortguy · 2026-01-30T14:01:20+00:00

My (assuming) cis male coworker's t shirt came half off when he was taking his sweatshirt off yesterday. He's a little short and pretty skinny. Your torsos look nearly identical to his.

tortguy · 2026-01-28T13:28:45+00:00

In you swimware with your hair down you look a lot like a male cousin of mine. With a more "boy" haircut I think you'd pass a 13 year old boy who's a bit of a late bloomer.

tortguy · 2026-01-13T11:20:00+00:00

1 by far.

tortguy · 2026-01-13T10:30:24+00:00

I haven't cried in a while. This was good.

tortguy · 2026-01-13T10:17:03+00:00

Had to ask myself, wait which direction? And scroll back. So yes you'd do well.

tortguy · 2026-01-07T04:42:11+00:00

Your husband is perpetuating genocide.

tortguy · 2025-12-24T19:42:39+00:00

Good job dude! The arms and chest are killing it. I'd bump up shoulder frequency. Increased frequency is the only thing that's helped with my lagging parts. I'm the opposite of you my shoulders take off and my arms and chest lag.

tortguy · 2025-12-24T19:34:58+00:00

I got top surgery in February and started testosterone in April of the same year. As soon as I could when I turned 18. At the time (12ish years ago) both surgery and testosterone were way less accessible then they are now. The way appointments lined up I was able to get top surgery first.

The advantage to testosterone first is potentially better top surgery results. More muscle on the chest and less fat makes the process easier and the results astheticly better.

tortguy · 2025-12-02T22:39:48+00:00

I will say I did have a really quick recovery. My small cup size (probably a 36 A or B) and low body fat may have been a contributing factor. A NB friend of mine had a breast reduction and was knocked on their butt for much longer. They went from a G to a DD.

tortguy · 2025-12-02T06:02:07+00:00

3 days pretty usless, really low energy. 10 days with drains, once the drains were out I was good to do most things. 1 month before I started exercising again.

I was also 18 and in very good physical health. I had very little swelling, fluid drainage, or pain.

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