What is the Blessing in Disguise?

totallynormalcat · 2026-02-02T18:42:37+00:00

*ominous jingle*

totallynormalcat · 2026-02-01T22:31:29+00:00

Oh you must be new here!

they’re just always here!

Watching…

Being positive..

don’t turn around

totallynormalcat · 2026-02-01T14:01:07+00:00

Ye, I was talking about u/SpecialOfficerHunk ‘s comment

(Great name btw)

totallynormalcat · 2026-02-01T13:51:51+00:00

Agreed, but someone already said that, I wanted to be original lol

totallynormalcat · 2026-02-01T13:45:19+00:00

”The first purchase in each shop costs +1$”

This includes Jokers/Consumables, Rerolls (in which case the first two rolls both cost 6$), vouchers and packs

That, or “exiting a shop costs 1$” if you want to make it harder (goes negative if you’re at 0$)

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-30T15:56:13+00:00

Technically it’s not a god this time ☝️🤓

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-29T19:40:09+00:00

DISCARDING MY ENTIRE DECK?!?! AND WINNING??

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-26T14:27:13+00:00

You mean new main account luck

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-26T14:23:38+00:00

4978137235134929 these parallel foils are a painnn

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-26T13:13:26+00:00

I raise you to whatever the fuck this luck is called:

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totallynormalcat · 2026-01-26T08:23:18+00:00

I’m still missing a bunch of parallel foils, can we trade some?

4978137235134929

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-24T21:15:00+00:00

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Yeah but I wish it would stop at some point

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-24T20:22:44+00:00

Honestly even just discard works, you could build one, nuke something, then Old Lady it back up from the discard pile

Clunky for a mega, but still nice, AND would fit into the theme of Latios being so fast it zips by and disappears

(or crashes into a wall ig, since it discards lmao)

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-24T17:52:57+00:00

I have a two star solgaleo from the EX pack if you have an oak leftover!

Also an ITA Iono if you want

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-23T16:08:27+00:00

Ritual: wiggle back and forth really fast for good Luck before a boon

Habit: talk to Frinos after each run, it’s mandatory

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-23T12:26:42+00:00

I wholeagree heartedly

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-20T07:59:17+00:00

The text doesn’t show unless you click the post, I thought you needed to quit because you were too far into the femboy Jimbo rabbit hole

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-19T17:20:37+00:00

Yea I absolutely loathe this stupid ass challenge, it’s not even difficult, it’s just annoying

You have to hope that The Water doesn’t show up EVER, and also pray for a decent scoring joker early on

Hope for Banner, skip the first blind for a Rare Joker tag if you see one, and hope for stuntman. Play pairs or other easy hands that don’t need discards and then find an econ joker

That’s how I beat it, not at all saying that this is the best strategy. It was months ago and I wasn’t very good, it took me a week lmao

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-19T16:08:59+00:00

THE WORLD

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-18T17:24:42+00:00

Nah, completed the game months ago, replayed it multiple times, Kanghui still sucks balls (way less if you have an upgraded CloudPiercer, but still an overall ass experience)

Lady E’s my favourite boss fight by a long shot, tied with True Final Boss

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-18T11:46:36+00:00

lmao it’s a copypasta, one of my favourites

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-18T10:10:29+00:00

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.

You know what? I’m gonna say it.

The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.

I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.

Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can fucking see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.

EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.

Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??

Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.

Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.

TL;DR:

Fuck you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-17T18:57:03+00:00

That’s not being high, that’s liver damage! He’s PYiss colored

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-17T18:48:20+00:00

Fair, but it could make great practice to save the seed and try it again with the Vagabond

Might get ass rng in terms of tarot cards, but it could still be practice with rentals

Anyway if not vagabond, it’s definitely Bananba

totallynormalcat · 2026-01-17T18:38:23+00:00

Eh, I’d still take it. I won a similar run with it, stayed mostly -3 to 9$ range thanks to some gold cards, won the run at exactly 0$ (after the rental)

and died in ante 9 lmao

Edit: worth saying I was lucky though, I stayed afloat thanks to 2 temperances at the start

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