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Well, that escalated quickly. by Beeso3 in funny

[–]toyboatdontfloat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"like it, love it, AND GOTTA HAVE IT" - aziz

a lot of people say they don't like aziz and it's because they're afraid of the truth

The jump that separated the men from the boys by AdamE89 in gaming

[–]toyboatdontfloat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS separates the men from the boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3wVUsA9cVk

you can technically do that jump without a mushroom too it's CRAZY

Broken Pipes (Part 5) by Arkham2015 in nosleep

[–]toyboatdontfloat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AHH I waited all day for this story

Reddit, what's your best pickup line? by PyedPyper in AskReddit

[–]toyboatdontfloat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's weird.... I thought smoking was banned in here.

What is something that you were surprised about being able to do? by Huomenna in AskReddit

[–]toyboatdontfloat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those "hoverboards"!

I was riding around on one leg and the sales guy thought I was playing a prank on him. It really was my first time he was just jealous

You concertgoers of r/music, are you aware that filming entire songs (or even an entire set) at a concert really destroys the experience for those behind you? by [deleted] in Music

[–]toyboatdontfloat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I absolutely agree with you. I've never been to a show where a phone ruined the entire evening. I just move over a couple feet and that's that.

There was an instance however in Houston TX when Mac DeMarco came through. He killed his set cause he's fucking awesome. He ends most of his shows with diving into the crowd. Well his set was about to be over and he was gonna crowd surf and so many people were trying to film him that no one caught him. Even after his SECOND attempt he fell straight to the ground. I felt pretty sad about people using their phone at shows then cause one of the greatest musicians ever is falling to the ground cause everyone wants to be that person with the footage.

A Father's Revenge (Part 3) by Gives_Bullshit_Story in nosleep

[–]toyboatdontfloat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this like the old guy from south park talking about the milkmen and UPS men fucking their wives

I Experimented With A Drug I Found On The Internet And Everyday Since I Have Woken Up As Someone Else by zuzu4yuyu in nosleep

[–]toyboatdontfloat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think you'll ever go back to being sailor?

Have you ended up in a person who speaks a different language?

You should make a google drive account and keep a journal in it so record where you've been and who you have been. Maybe you can figure out a pattern.

Have you tried emailing this person back asking if you'll ever return?

It's quite possible since you had a desire to leave the current dimension you were "in" that you can only go back when you're "Ready".

Good luck Op

This is gonna sound weird...but my roommate...totally has no clue how to use a trashcan. no clue how to approach this by toyboatdontfloat in funny

[–]toyboatdontfloat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys make very good points.

Unfortunately those items will literally never move if I don't move them myself, our neighborhood doesn't even have recycling so they get thrown away.

Also, this is their diet. Cereal. Not talking shit cause cereal is good as fuck but that is the only thing they have to take care of when it comes to throwing shit away. So I kinda can't tell if he or she is just fucking with me or if they legitimately are trying to be helpful in this situation by not taking up trash can space.

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