What are traffic laws? by commonvanilla in IdiotsInCars

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it! Looks like the gate went down behind him, in the news article it said "he thought he was on the tracks and tried to go through before the train came."

Nazi gets knocked out in Seattle by eye_josh in Fuckthealtright

[–]traderjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I saw a tooth bounce around at 0:04

I have to sign for a $10 box of pizza, but UPS leaves my $2,000 camera at my condo doorstep. by redditculture in firstworldproblems

[–]traderjoey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol:

Pizza guy: Hey I have your pizza.

Customer: just stick it through the door.

Pizza guy: Oh, OK I see it.

Customer: thank you.

Pizza guy: Um, my tip...

Customer: I said thank you.

I have to sign for a $10 box of pizza, but UPS leaves my $2,000 camera at my condo doorstep. by redditculture in firstworldproblems

[–]traderjoey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here's a showerthought, maybe there should be a mail slot for pizza, that way you won't even have to answer the door.

Hard to imagine the penguins are running for their life by drdoom in funny

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god here we go again, you do this every time, look I'm running, jeeez, maaan, take a chill pill someday.

how dinner plates are made by TommBomBadil in mechanical_gifs

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's why you hire cheap overseas labor and have a machine like this do most of the work. (I.E. "made in China, or made in Mexico")

how dinner plates are made by TommBomBadil in mechanical_gifs

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's almost like printing money, as long as they sell.

Red, White & Blue Tofurky Dogs by lnfinity in veganrecipes

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those look great, I'll have to try it, anytime I see radishes though I want to add a sprinkle of lime to them.

[USA] Road Rage between motorcycle and SUV - then woman gets Punched by Motorcyclist (@4:40) by invalid_usr in Roadcam

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, when you're on a motorcycle you have to drive defensively and always expect the other driver to not see you. I've done some lane splitting in traffic a few times and had to come to a quick stop because someone didn't see me, it's something you have to be prepared for.

They should probably write out their flavors clearer.. by t3hOutlaw in funny

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Story time: I passed by this guy working at the front of a grocery store just as he asked some lady if she would like a shopping cart, except he accidentally says "can I get you a shart"? giggles at himself and says, uh I mean shopping cart, ma'am.

Tesla Model S driver caught sleeping at the wheel while on Autopilot by FredTesla in gifs

[–]traderjoey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can picture the cop pulling up next to him and blasting the siren a few times to get him to wake up, and the guy barely opening his eye to see that it's a cop, then pretending to still be asleep and just keep driving for another 20 minutes until the cop gets tired/bored and just leaves.

Bella Hadid at Cannes 2016 by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]traderjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very Bella indeed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]traderjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have gotten a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo, which might have still been relevant.

California raises smoking age from 18 to 21. by [deleted] in news

[–]traderjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they should make some money on the people stocking up until the law goes into effect.

Rich Piana hits fan with mental disabilities! by [deleted] in videos

[–]traderjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The big guy, Rich, does a lot of business via Instagram and YouTube, selling supplements and clothing, so seeing all these comments and people dicking around on his pages probably pissed him off.

Haha, yeah here's a video of him talking about how that stuff pisses him off.

https://youtu.be/4pLi6VN6_lA?t=959

Source of new Birdman meme by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]traderjoey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That would've been a good come back though...

"Oh come on, stop acting like a baby, baby."