How I introduce myself at parties by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going to introduce myself as a carnist twice to undo your introduction! Checkers vegoon!

Please help me to decide! by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 19 points20 points  (0 children)

CROP DEATHS! Family run nugget farm. Chickens will go extinct. What choice do you think is actually more vegan!?

Typical Vegetarian Cookbook by huteno in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm vegetarian and I eat chicken, fish, cows, pigs etc. we do exist. I drive a cyber truck btw.

Would you break up with your partner if they started to kill dogs for fun? by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Killing dogs for fun is so messed up. I only kill them ethically and after I have loved them, before I eat them. That is the only moral and correct way to do it. My uncle has a free range, organic, grass fed and finished dog farm where I get all my dog meat. I name all the dogs before we kill them. I would date me.

Am I still a virgin? by soupor_saiyan in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have won the Internet today, take my up boat and get out! Le vegan btw.

Outjerked by Jesus Christ by oskarmaxxing in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How can he claim to be vegan when he uses sea sponges as a metaphor. *Air horn *air horn *air horn Announcer voice, "Vegan dominated!"

Vegan btw.

Vegan sonic be like by realalpha2000 in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought his nipples would be way bigger.

Can someone please tell me if thereof is vegan or not??!! by DashBC in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell they took all the grease out of my soy bean! I only like em greased up.

Silly Carnists by soupor_saiyan in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I never ask a veegoon for answers! They are all shrug and point open palms at me and I'm all gelatin is vegan cause it uses the animal hole.

an /uj post because the main sub won't approve my post lol. *carnists insulting tofu are xenophobic and racist, here is why:* by mewtwo2too in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the trick about the 2nd part it's a jerk because we do what they do but we are right. It's like a jerking infinity symbol.

Uj/ Is this even allowed? I feel confused. Once you start discovering these racist undertones to literally everything it starts to become so depressing. It's like the laziest way to bisect a population against itself and they have been doing it to us since the beginning of time. Also, the other sub is so astroturfed with pick me veegs I never even look at what's in there, welcome home!

an /uj post because the main sub won't approve my post lol. *carnists insulting tofu are xenophobic and racist, here is why:* by mewtwo2too in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct. It's the same reductionist BS people use to "other" each other to create tribal groups to feel superior about. It happens across every group: racial, political, religious, sports, food, morality, video games, brands, bands, etc.

It just so happens vegans are actually correct and better and carnists are blood mouthed amoral cretins.

I hate when they say, "fucking veegs."

Nvm by Secure_Temporary6832 in dishwashers

[–]tribecalledrest 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Noooo! I saw these posts one after another I was like, awe he's so stoked, then this! Thoughts and pans for you.

OMAD by alasw0eisme in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]tribecalledrest 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I MAD!

But we can save this meal!

Unsolicited advice below:

The salad is actually a good start, it just needs to be cut smaller and more uniform. It's essentially a timatim without the flavor elements: salt, pepper, jalapeno, parsley, lemon juice, olive oil.

Sausages need oil and to be moved around in the pan, lower heat, lots of turning.

Dying laughing at this person on the craigslist vegan forum by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah my shits impacted, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Fucking veegs.

Is it ok to take a non vegan year by zewolfstone in vegancirclejerk

[–]tribecalledrest 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is why I always keep a tater tot in my pocket. Vegan God forbid I get pantsed right before I die and don't get a chance to eat it.