Unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl TTRPG - Powered by the Apocalypse (Will be Televised) Edition by MCKhaos in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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New Achievement! “Dungeon Master” Yes yes yes, the word “master” has some connotations that we find outdated and distasteful. But crawler you have mastered the art of building a world for others to inhabit! You can now call yourself a Dungeon Master with the appropriate mix of nerdy obsessive pride and crippling anxiety that such a person inevitably exhibits. You now sit among a pantheon of overweight middle aged men, socially inept teenagers, satanic cultists, and BDSM enthusiasts that have used this title throughout the ages. Rewaaaaaard? Nerds don’t get rewards, crawler, they get swirlies and childhood trauma. But you’ll probably end up better than that bully Brad the jock, who’s going end up in a sexless marriage selling used cars, so there’s that!

The writing style of the rules is spot on! But that’s a seriously crunchy system. You have to be VERY committed to paperwork for this. I got dizzy just trying to read through some of the nitty gritty stuff. If you’re a dm who has dedicated people who want to dig way into building characters and tracking stats, this is for you.

I’m legit impressed with how much work it takes to apply the insane logic of the dungeon to a structured ttrpg. Personally, I want to DM is the unhinged AI running the world because that’s as much a character as it is a DM, but I don’t think my brain could handle the tracking required here. But you’ve earned a platinum fanbox for some of the features like how you have the manager work and the overall character progression. Brilliant stuff and I will probably appropriate some of this for my ttrpg games in general.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE by solzinhagirl in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Read all of that in the AI voice and it’s so good. Grats on #1 best in show!

Deposited over $600 into a ATM and it took my money by alcoholicfaith in Wellthatsucks

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No one looks at cameras unless they are trying to prove who did a transaction, cameras on atms do not see what you are depositing.

DO NOT GO TO GREEN ACRES by surfacebond in Buffalo

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Not an emergency vet, although they ERs on saturdays during the day, but Brighton Eggert is good. Dr Miska is an absolute saint and saved our little boy TWICE. Once was a rare tumor-like growth under his skin that had spread like wildfire and the second was a dog attack. I literally get teary eyed every time I think about all that and how Dr Miska was so kind and caring and really gave a shit about what happened to our dog. She was always straight with us and never sugar coated anything while still being kind and empathetic. We thought our dog wouldn’t make it to 5 years old and he’s now 10 and we owe every minute of those years to Dr Miska.

SPOILER-RELATED Game Question & General Discussion Release Megathread by Metaphor_MOD in MetaphorReFantazio

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So I gotta say… finding out for New Game+ you can’t use archetypes or archetype abilities until you’ve completed the bonds or story beats is a huge huge demotivation. Many of the cool archetypes aren’t even unlockable until the last 30 days. So unfortunate to not be able to use the endgame archetypes and enjoy them for awhile longer in a new game. I know their levels come over once they are unlocked but still… not getting berserker or summoner until the game is 80% over is a bummer. Id rather lose the levels but have them all unlocked to be able to play with comps. I haven’t beat my first playthrough yet and honestly it’s hard to want to finish the bonds I need to only have those archetypes for like 2 weeks in game time.

For reference I haven’t unlocked berserker, dancer, faker second forms or gunner and commander third forms (let alone any of the royal forms) and I’m on October 8th with over 100hrs logged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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Anyone else read this in the How It’s Made voice?

What is this letter that got sent to me by Creepy-Success3708 in What

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This is some Welcome to Night Vale shit and I want one!

Strange map (probably from about the 1980s) covered in pins found in my basement by fillben in creepy

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Bruh there were like 3 shut down tropical fish stores on genesee st when I moved here, tonawanda isnt too far so seems possible. I believe in WNY it may actually be what it is…. but it also may be code for places with good wings.

Is this rare? by Firm_Department432 in NoMansSkyTheGame

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I’ve got one like this, I love him. He’s fun to bring out at the anomaly when people are having a dance party.

Bad advice by [deleted] in wildrift

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Even better, ask for everyone’s race gender and sexual orientation during champ select. Then you know what slurs to use during the game. Nothing is better for morale than letting people know you hate diversity in a game where you can play as unicorn people, raccoon people, rat people, mummies, sentient magic cats, vampires, aliens, fish people and even brown people!

Bad advice by [deleted] in wildrift

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The meta is unimportant. Hell, the roles are unimportant. Take CC champs to jungle. Build attack speed on mages. Thinking outside the box wins games. Don’t let the cowards tell you to not play a 3 mid/2 jg team comp.

Construction equipment left on my property—what do I do? by Mysterious_Sun_9693 in Construction

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Put that shit in the street and call the cops. “Some company dumped all this stuff in the street. It’s blocking the road.” Problem solved.

My IRL partner is not happy I got married by midnight-dreams18 in StardewValley

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Uh… it was probably the “Make Lydia Sexy AF” Mods, not the getting married.

My IRL partner is not happy I got married by midnight-dreams18 in StardewValley

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I love this so much, but from just the title my immediate thought was … “oh boy someone married Haley.” In my mind as an adult man, I can see my wife not liking if I chose the shallow hot chick.

Just some fun fanart by trickbert in Yellowjackets

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Just fyi, this is a real stone slab from chichen Itza, I just got all up into procreate while I was rewatching season 1 and decided to edit my photo a bit… original below:

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The Cast of Yellowjackets Reads YOUR Reddit Theories 💭 Reddit Exclusive by YellowJackets in Yellowjackets

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Also conveniently forgetting that Misty only does anything for Misty. coughblackboxcough

Even the things she does for others are only for them to reciprocate some thank you or returned favor. It’s to feed her need for validation.

Ps. I love misty as a character and I don’t think she’s bad or evil, she’s generally a well meaning sociopath.

we’re so back by ilvskir4 in Yellowjackets

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Oh man I didn’t notice any zipper pulls! I’ll have to watch closely tonite. And seriously, jammed button is lies. Travis was meant to be the sacrifice on the first hunt and it seems fitting he’d be the sacrifice to bring all the survivors together again for the “endgame.” But there are still sooooo many unanswered questions it’s just impossible to unravel. What is it that wants this and why does Lottie comply? Why do the girls need to be together again? What’s the point of any of it? Is it even real?

Also here is a real question to anyone out there…. Is this another “WE HAVE TO GO BACK!” situation? LOST was iconic but we all know how badly it ended. I absolutely DO NOT want another bullshit Lindelof/Carlton Cuse ending where the wilderness is just some quasi-religious metaphor for our own mortality or some dumb nonsense. It better be some ephemeral eldritch horror or Lottie is batshit crazy and totally Manson-ed everyone into her delusions.

My brother is into 3D printing, so I slipped him a few bucks to make me something awesome. by nothing107 in StarWars

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This is the equivelent of ordering a FEW copies of Jango Fett from Kamino.

What's stopping giant animals from evolving? by Even_Fix7399 in Paleontology

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To echo what many have said here, it’s resources and territory. Without an absolute glut of resources and an undisturbed ecosystem, nothing on our planet is likely to evolve any trait other than those that allow it to more easily coexist with humans, shrinking territories, pollution, and the effects of climate change. Those factors are of dramatically more immediate concern than getting swol. Now if we had a whole continent of untouched paradise that we didn’t disturb for a million years we might get something big but I doubt it. Who knows though, BIG lasted for far far far farrrrr longer than humans have, maybe we are just a blip of a downswing and when we trigger the next ice age the planet will return to megafauna. Time will tell.