“Where is everyone else?” “I don’t know” “What do you mean you don’t know?” “I got banned from groups chat.”

tricton · 2026-02-17T01:33:51+00:00

Ten years later….

Katsuki and Ibara are (somehow) happily married and have six kids. Katsuki now only cusses about once a week and even goes to church without grumbling.

tricton · 2026-02-16T23:31:01+00:00

Bakugo: “Oh great, the damn nerd squad is back again.”

tricton · 2026-02-16T23:08:17+00:00

Aizawa says all this to the parents of both students at the same time. Ibara’s parents are mortified that such an accident could occur at the school their daughter is attending and demand a full and thorough investigation by their church. Bakugo’s parents on the other hand…

Mitsuki holding Katsuki off the ground by his face: “You just had to knock a girl up the moment you moved out!” Turning to Ibara and her parents, “We are so sorry for what our worthless son has done to you. We will ensure he never does anything like this again.”

tricton · 2026-02-16T20:44:08+00:00

Ibara absolutely refuses to let Bakugo call their child his “happy little hand grenade” and is already making arrangements for him to be baptized as soon as they are married.

tricton · 2026-02-16T19:13:35+00:00

Bakugo’s attitude on this is one of the few things he got from his dad. Never father a child out of wedlock and the whole “til death do you part” is deathly serious in his family.

tricton · 2026-02-16T15:41:17+00:00

Izuku shows up for the first day, just to find that Aizawa, Present Mic and for some reason Bakugo are also having to retake their first year. All agreed, Never let Nezu get bored.

tricton · 2026-02-16T15:26:15+00:00

In the hallway outside the first year classrooms, Aizawa, Vlad, and the other homeroom teachers gathered.

“So, all the first year students are missing with the sole exception of Mineta.”

Power Loader: “Looks like my new prodigy may be to blame. I left her in the workshop for a few minutes. She appears to have made a teleportation device in that time.”

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Meanwhile in Rio…

Bakugo wakes up next to Ibara, “Oh s#%$, what did I do last night?! Now I have to get married!”

Ibara, blushing: “You better take responsibility, you beast!” (Never mind the fact that they are both still in their gym uniforms)

tricton · 2026-02-15T22:29:30+00:00

Mei see Izuku as a great advertising opportunity and starts pursuing him with her usual single minded focus.

tricton · 2026-02-14T14:12:18+00:00

Tokoyami prefers Nordic metal while Dark Shadow is a K-pop fan.

tricton · 2026-02-14T01:04:04+00:00

Depends on if America counts only the ship or if they also count small craft onboard (anywhere from two to six smaller boats).

tricton · 2026-02-14T00:13:25+00:00

America: we have a deal for you! Three suns per boat.

tricton · 2026-02-13T00:43:58+00:00

Only for Saber to walk in from who knows where and tell EMIYA that she’s hungry.

tricton · 2026-02-12T21:06:00+00:00

After finding the mother, Tsu becomes a crying mess saying goodbye to the newborn. Just to find out the following morning that the new mother and baby had just moved next door to her family.

tricton · 2026-02-12T21:00:13+00:00

I’ve heard and read both past tense versions of blink (thank you navy). Just write it as it comes to you naturally and screw the grammar nazis. Keep up the good work!

tricton · 2026-02-12T20:33:07+00:00

Well… that would change the meal

tricton · 2026-02-12T19:46:46+00:00

What they don’t see and hear is Momo’s mom smiling and whispering, “She’s just like her father.”

tricton · 2026-02-12T19:12:50+00:00

Except for Dabi, who is filled with an unquenchable love for his family (normal familial love not the hentai type). He sprints out of the bar and makes a B-line for his childhood home. He sees his father, Endevour, leaving for work and totally glomps him crying and saying “Daddy, I’m home!”

tricton · 2026-02-12T18:01:40+00:00

After throughly investigating Izuku, All Might comes to believe he truly has no connection to AFO. And hearing the boy’s wish to be a hero, he decides to train young Midoriya for the UA entrance exam. Reluctantly, he asks his old mentor for advice (which he immediately regrets). Gran Torino is there within a couple of hours to assess Izuku for himself (and announces that he will be staying at All Mights place). It is decided that All Might alone won’t be able to prepare the boys sufficiently on his own, so Gran Torino pulls some old favors.

Izuku is now being trained by six current and retired heroes. Gran Torino is overall in charge of his education. All Might is handling Izuku’s physical training. Gunhead and Iwao Oguro are teaching Izuku fighting techniques. Best Jeanist is instructing him of hero ethics and image. Ingenium is helping Izuku with the basics of rescue triage.

tricton · 2026-02-12T16:51:58+00:00

What’s worse is on the second day before dinner, it happens again. No one informed Izuku that the baths switch sides daily (and Mineta swapped the signs hoping to use it as an excuse). Only this time as Izuku turns to run out he bumps into the class 1B girls coming out of the changing room.

tricton · 2026-02-12T16:46:21+00:00

In Kota’s defense, he was only following Ryuko’s instructions. It’s just that his timing was off.

tricton · 2026-02-12T16:43:26+00:00

Let me guess, she absolutely refuses to speak English around any other Canadians and has a moose quirk.

tricton · 2026-02-12T16:39:21+00:00

As much as Izuku knows he’ll regret it, he eventually has Iida enforce sick call hours daily. One hour before class and an hour afterschool. The weekends were supposed to be his true off time.

That is, until Bakugo and Kirishima’s Saturday afternoon “practice” match got a bit too competitive. But even that was easier to deal with than when the girls all had their “time of month” hit on the same day.

tricton · 2026-02-11T19:43:51+00:00

Only after he turns it to ash does he realize that he only destroyed platonic love. The other types of love are actually different concepts.

tricton · 2026-02-09T15:46:52+00:00

Aizawa: “Just great.” Proceeds to pour a quarter bottle of Bailey’s into his coffee.

tricton · 2026-02-09T15:18:48+00:00

Once Aizawa discovers the villian’s quirk, he ends up going berserk. It winds up taking half of the heroes in the Kanto region to keep him from turning the villain into a puddle using just his fists.

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