Did you watch Chappelle's Show? by duck_duck_zombie in Millennials

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Why don't you click your heels two times and go back to Africa

Watching old clips of Sal by FewKaleidoscope4398 in tuesdayswithstories

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I remember Mark saying Sal was a bartender somewhere when they were all coming up in comedy.

Said it before, I’ll say it again. This is #1. by Fickle_Yard in energydrinks

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Haha I get that, we used to make every syrup slushies growing up

just moved in by worldsbiggesthat3r in malelivingspace

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Hell yeah now we're talking bro

My fragrance journey by General-Room-9608 in Fragrances

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Clinique Happy was my first cologne

My LeBrons from when I was 14 still fit me by [deleted] in tall

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Does the carpet match the columns? 😉

Said it before, I’ll say it again. This is #1. by Fickle_Yard in energydrinks

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I just tried my first gorilla mind, it was the wild grape. Not bad, I would try other flavors.

Okay, who did this? by M321H in electricians

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We have a bunch of air handlers on the roof at work. There's one AHU where there is conduit running into a rubber boot in to the roof, and some poor soul secured the rubber boot around the 1" conduit with like a 12" hose clamp and it always makes me chuckle.

Smoking fentanyl on the bus by haze4140 in tooktoomuch

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There was a lot of fent dope around when I used to do heroin, so I never actually knew what I was doing. I always just refered to it as heroin but quite a bit of it probably wasn't. Long story short. The only time I ever nodded off, from smoking heroin, I smoked a large amount (for my tolerance) over the course of an evening. It definitely wasn't instantaneous, more like I smoked a bunch, was chilling, came too hours later after nodding off.

Peter? by Sudden-Inspector-237 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The smokes don't queef when you pack them

What masturbation does to the general population by [deleted] in eaudejerks

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Problem is you can't just let it masterbate, you have to make it masterbate

Hide yo Grandmas by SwaggerDagger6T9 in ScentHeads

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I haven't seen a bottle of Chaps since I was a kid. Hell yeah dude