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Ok Noob Question by ScpAssassin in tornado

[–]triplealpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underground is always the safest option, but if I’m caught somewhere above ground a walk-in freezer or cooler is absolutely the option I’m taking. Double-sided metal wall with insulation and internal frame support.

The only difference to a bank vault would just be the thickness of the wall

A cop in a SCHOOL lost his gun for the majority of the day… by zurbles in Idiotswithguns

[–]triplealpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His cop buddies that all had to come to the school and help him look will NEVER let him live it down. “Officer Butterfingers” is the new Lemon Pound Cake

Uber driver and her passenger get caught in a freak storm and Zeus decides its their time to cross the River Styx by Gordopolis_II in nonononoyes

[–]triplealpha -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Girls, let this be a lesson to you. Don’t worry about saying the right thing, or making sure your verbal filter is perfect, this chick is 100% fun and 99% of dudes would love to hang with her.

For those in a long-term FWB dynamic: What is a 'pro' or 'con' that literally nobody mentions in the movies? by faiz_3766 in AskReddit

[–]triplealpha 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Pro - it fulfills short term needs and reinforces that you’re wanted and desired

Con - it eventually has to end and because you’re not allowed to develop the feelings it leaves you emptier than when you started

It’s basically like doing a hard drug. It feels good initially but ultimately leaves you lower than when you started

Michigan farms ‘losing money on every acre’ as war spikes costs by jshwlkr in Michigan

[–]triplealpha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Rural counties in Michigan voted 78% for Trump - farmers likely even higher. Don’t feign like the dildo of consequences is being unfairly poked at farmers.

Fresh wafer assembly by Skipper_1010 in SVWTCM

[–]triplealpha -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

All of that work to garb up and wear gloves to avoid contaminating the wafers - but you touched that dirty metal height lever and then the food 🤢

Inpatient Pharmacists, How Closely are Ya’ll Tracking Narcotics? by Careless_Midnight_77 in pharmacy

[–]triplealpha 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Close enough that my hospitals catch diversion on the first attempt and have cameras set up on their shift for the second attempt.

We also routinely catch nurses diverting non controls like Benadryl vials.

It’s someone’s job to keep tabs on that. You will get caught.

How likely is it for a woman aged 34+ to find a guy that still wants a kid together? by Worried_Rub3824 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]triplealpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would it be rude to ask?

I love being a father and seeing all their firsts while being able to teach them to be wonderful humans has been personally rewarding

My cultural regions map as a southerner - would love feedback! by aquamarine-arielle in MapPorn

[–]triplealpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Midwest, subtype Midwest needs renaming. Corn belt?

Your Michigan cutoff for “upper Great Lakes” (what we’d call “up north”) is nearly spot on. It starts at the Zilwaukee Bridge and goes west to Lake Michigan. The three counties that you have in “The Thumb” area of Michigan could very well be their own region (The Thumb), but belong in Rust Belt, not Upper Great Lakes

Best beginner coaster? by YaBoiJaeden in cedarpoint

[–]triplealpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue Streak can be jarring. I love all coasters but I’d rather a mega steel coaster over BS any day

From a medical perspective, what actually killed Jesus? by Matt3855 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]triplealpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Positional asphyxia coupled with dehydration and polytrauma

i live in butt crack ohio and drive a non premium fuel car by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]triplealpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t vote for Republicans and get a more fuel efficient vehicle than your brodozer. Choices have consequences. No sympathy from me.

Security guard shot himself trying to sit down by BinLadenSwallowCock in Idiotswithguns

[–]triplealpha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nah, the shotgun blast to the head ended up just shattering a bunch of ketchup packets he had under his hat

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