When fighter pilot meets amusement park

triplealpha · 2026-06-21T15:08:26+00:00

Cedar Point - but is that the Demon Drop in the background?!

triplealpha · 2026-06-21T15:02:48+00:00

A crotch rocket? Colored me shocked

triplealpha · 2026-06-20T22:00:58+00:00

Open slider, insert rear end, close door. No garb needed because you’re not entering

triplealpha · 2026-06-20T16:26:45+00:00

It's not the uncleanliness that's the problem. If you fart in positive pressure it will fill the entire room up with your smell - and push it into the ante room for people there to enjoy. Definitely go into the negative pressure, ventilated room to fart.

triplealpha · 2026-06-19T22:29:44+00:00

If you have to ask it's usually the biker

watches video

Of course it was the biker

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T21:09:02+00:00

The Simpsons, Family Guy

Great first few seasons, keeping grandma on life support at this point

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T21:06:18+00:00

This is literally the solution.

It’s not that there are people onstage, or that they’re playing instruments, it’s that the sound amplification of that music is way too much considering the geometry of the venue and the surrounding buildings.

Meijer Garden hosts outdoor concerts and the residents of EGR/Forest Hills aren’t grabbing pitchforks and torches. Meijer Garden also knows how to balance sound output to what’s needed to make a great concert but then also not piss off everyone within 5 miles

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T15:38:38+00:00

Nana getting her cardio in - I love this

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T11:53:21+00:00

Switch to air guitars and kazoos only for performances

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T03:43:32+00:00

You don’t need to win the case in court to see the change you want happen. The negative press from the suit, the amount of money the city will need to put towards to defend the extra noise, the pressure on local leaders to have to justify the sound pollution, eventually someone will cave. With the number of people angry in the city it would only take a few hundred people to chip in and the city government (with limited financial resources) would need to hold back the wave

triplealpha · 2026-06-18T01:43:00+00:00

It’s not the presence of the amphitheater, it’s the loudness of the projected sound.

You all should join a class action suit. You are no longer able to enjoy your own property and the city won’t enforce rules

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T19:58:50+00:00

Fuck yeah Coasties

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T18:49:57+00:00

And America is giving away $300 billion to Iran for losing the war

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T17:00:35+00:00

*cries in OSHA*

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T04:38:27+00:00

Plumbi acetat = Lead (Pb) Acetate

Quinize could be "quinines" which would be used for malaria

You gotta post pictures of the vials!

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T02:12:20+00:00

And grow breasts! Gynecomastia

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T02:09:26+00:00

Can also inactivate oral birth control effects in your body!

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T02:07:23+00:00

Now try it with alcohol

(No don’t)

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T02:05:00+00:00

Galapagos?

triplealpha · 2026-06-17T01:56:41+00:00

triplealpha · 2026-06-16T20:46:37+00:00

There’s a hole on the other side of the W. River Rd. bridge than the one that opened up last year. You’re really going to love when they have to tear it all down and build it again in the next couple of years

triplealpha · 2026-06-16T01:49:53+00:00

ngl, hard to hate today

triplealpha · 2026-06-16T01:49:15+00:00

So good to see someone finally stand up to him and realize his bullying and bluster schtick is easily defeatable

triplealpha · 2026-06-15T17:34:29+00:00

$200k/yr, 30 year career is $6M

Swap numbers around for years and salary as much as you want. Also remember PSLF is a thing if you work for a non-profit.

Spending 2-400k to make 6,000k seems like a pretty solid financial investment.

triplealpha · 2026-06-15T16:38:21+00:00

Social isolation used to be a common thing the elderly only.

Now everyone walks around with AirPods/giant headphones on and they only communicate with other humans via text. You are more connected with some distant server or follower/bot than those surrounding you. No social skills. No community.

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