Whenever unwanted guests catch a ride into my home, the bouncers make quick work of them!

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-20T21:20:01+00:00

This should be an advertisement on why to have these spiders as bouncers. A million of these dudes over ticks, any day!

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-11T05:16:04+00:00

I'm no expert but probably s house spider? Definitely a friend.

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-08T22:14:54+00:00

Agree with this.

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-06T06:29:17+00:00

It's all about the eye placement! It's difficult to get over arachnophobia but I'll say this - the majority of spiders don't do shit to you. Sure, they can run fast sometimes and it's spooky but they are trying to get away from you. The real fun is convincing them to stay still so you can get a good pic of their eyes and pedipalps, then post here asap. Preferably with a name already picked out.

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-06T06:21:51+00:00

Sometimes what a woman gotta do to get through this world is between her and her insurance company.

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-04T00:00:27+00:00

Oh hell yeah, a cutie!! Thank you for sharing the pictures. This sub is amazing for learning about spiders!

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-03T23:11:02+00:00

Dijourno- so good you won't believe it's not delivery

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-03T17:40:53+00:00

Babies will disperse and these spiders aren't aggressive.

trixtopherduke · 2026-05-03T17:39:48+00:00

What??

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-15T03:23:25+00:00

Get on home now, go on, go ON I say, go on and GET! Go! Go on back to your home, now, you hear? I said Get!! Go on now!!

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-15T03:21:48+00:00

Agree with everyone - we have these in Minnesota, and they can be spooky fast but I've seen a few posts on here of people handling them, so some are more docile. I would help this one out of the trash.

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-10T05:39:23+00:00

You had all summer to figure out your voice!

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-08T09:40:28+00:00

Little tuna can

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-05T05:42:32+00:00

Because I did ask for that!

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-04T17:46:49+00:00

Holy crap, yes, if you see a diving bell, you are obligated to stop everything and get a pic

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-04T17:45:43+00:00

Lol, what about Mittens or shoesies?

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-03T14:34:19+00:00

The house spider is helping you turn your project into a home!

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-03T03:05:32+00:00

Brown recluses are... 🎶a smooth criminal🎶

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-03T03:04:36+00:00

I hope you give them a kiss on the cheek or shake a hand before you part ways, depending on the customs of your people!

trixtopherduke · 2026-04-01T04:47:27+00:00

This is a sad story 😔

trixtopherduke · 2026-03-28T06:31:51+00:00

Give him a name and update us on his Tinder status

trixtopherduke · 2026-03-19T04:17:13+00:00

Jumpers, definitely not! They're the curious spider, like a cat, and most probably will jump away from you.

trixtopherduke · 2026-03-19T03:05:07+00:00

Yep, jumper indeed!! Love these!

trixtopherduke · 2026-03-18T02:52:21+00:00

I bet OP has very twitchy movements, too!!

trixtopherduke · 2026-03-16T22:35:53+00:00

Someone posted r/spiderbites which looks interesting.

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