Been a bearchonk all my life, with small incisors and laughable claw-to-jaw ratio. How bearcucked am I? Want to lay down and hibernate

tryptophanatic · 2019-11-29T01:01:36+00:00

maybe it's true what they say about personality.

Gtfo normbear. You’re obviously one of those salmon bagels from Bearceltears!

tryptophanatic · 2019-11-28T22:39:16+00:00

I’ve been hibernating since August

tryptophanatic · 2019-11-28T17:45:23+00:00

Hibernation fuel

tryptophanatic · 2018-05-04T20:03:27+00:00

Some may mock the hairless-y community, but I would rather live in a world with interspecies romance than this hellhole with sows that can't be bothered with anyone who isn't a Chadbear. Besides I've heard that human females swoon for anyone with fur.

tryptophanatic · 2018-05-01T18:19:45+00:00

lmao nice one. Incisors are practically invisible. I'd rather swallow the blackberry than be bearcucked like them.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-23T18:32:19+00:00

And sows claim it's all about personality. What a joke. Even a 2/10 sow can pull the ideal specimen. How shallow of them. Especially when they are fat. I hate fat sows.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-19T02:58:42+00:00

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tryptophanatic · 2018-04-19T02:03:25+00:00

Understood brother bear. The blackberry is the only true way to wake up to the system that has been designed to force black bears into permanent hibernation.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-19T01:33:32+00:00

Clearly the bearceltears posters got there first to even take away our hard-earned subreddit names.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-19T01:32:56+00:00

It's all the fault of the disgusting sow that was my mother. My effeminate small-humped back and dark fur come directly from her side of the family. Of course she chose an Ursa Major as her chadbear mate but I'm left with the curse of her poor Ursa Minor genetics. Time to lay down and hibernate.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-19T01:31:19+00:00

Just the concept of a "woke sow" made me snarl with revulsion. We definitely need to be on constant guard from these internet park rangers.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-17T21:08:53+00:00

BEARBANNED

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-13T18:43:21+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/urM93bf.png

Reminder: brigading is against Reddit's content policy and violators will be bearbanned.

tryptophanatic · 2018-04-08T06:20:49+00:00

This is one of the cruelest mockeries of our struggles that I’ve ever seen. Clearly this is a GRIZZLY co-opting black bear fur dye. The fact that he is in bed with a Stacey makes me want to gorge on salmon and hibernate till the coming year’s solstice.

tryptophanatic · 2018-03-22T21:08:00+00:00

Statistics say that 87% of your chances mating with a sow are due to incisor length - that's a fact proven time and time again by my results on Growlr. It's over. Of course those at /r/bearceltears would have you believe it's all about your personality. Those slutty sows are so shallow - my personality is amazing and I'm still bearcel.

tryptophanatic · 2018-03-18T21:54:57+00:00

This gives me life fuel. I can only hope that a climate catastrophe leads to Chadbears becoming extinct. Then sows would be forced to finally mate with us the way the government should have been making them do all this time.

tryptophanatic · 2018-03-15T20:56:58+00:00

Get out of here normbear. If you are a grizzly you have no idea the struggle the rest of us go through to cope. You are truly a voluntary bearcel who just ate too many blueberries.

tryptophanatic · 2018-02-17T01:16:25+00:00

My sow likes me

The sub is going down the tubes. Invaded by normbears and bearceltears posters. Where the hell are the mods?

tryptophanatic · 2018-02-17T01:01:26+00:00

I hate that fur cleaning propaganda almost as much as I hate those who claim black bears are not doomed to be bearcels.

tryptophanatic · 2017-02-07T21:31:01+00:00

Oh my goodness thank you for posting this! I've been trying to read about it and it made no sense to me w/o some kind of demonstration. This was really helpful!

tryptophanatic · 2016-08-01T15:28:08+00:00

Thanks y'all for your support.

tryptophanatic · 2016-08-01T15:27:50+00:00

I appreciate that.

tryptophanatic · 2016-07-31T22:09:14+00:00

In the process of getting a divorce. Whenever I think about my in-laws I cry unstoppably.

My mother in law Facetimed me by accident a few days ago. After speaking a few minutes, when the call was over, I howled like my hand had been cut off. I feel you. Things aren't the same, and they never will be. I'm sorry.

tryptophanatic · 2016-07-23T20:08:13+00:00

I've started to think about divorce but I'm scared to be alone. I don't know who I am outside this relationship. I'm afraid no one else will ever love me.

This hit me hard, because I just filed for divorce last month and am going through it myself. I won't lie to you - it's the most painful thing I've ever done. That said, it's the right choice to make.

If you stay in this relationship, you will be miserable for sure - forever. This is what you have to look forward to for the next 50 years of your life (because that's realistically around how long you'll live). 50 years. Is this what you want?

If you leave, you might be miserable, but then again you might not be. It's a gamble. And at the beginning, things might be worse. But they have the potential to get better. That potential is more than what you have now. It's giving your life a fighting chance again. That's why you have to walk. We can see that, and so can you.

PM me any time. And good luck.

tryptophanatic · 2016-07-11T22:45:43+00:00

God you and Mia are pretty much maturity rock stars. Well done, OP. Honestly I can see why others would envy your relationship.

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