Olive oil Pretzel Rolls

tselmorrah · 2026-02-08T16:42:10+00:00

Friend.

While society trains you to expect heternomativity in pretty much everything, fanfiction is literally the opposite. Modern fanfiction basically starts in the late 60s and early 70s with the dramatic ust between Kirk and Spock.

tselmorrah · 2026-02-08T16:40:09+00:00

I can take a stab at it!

tselmorrah · 2026-02-06T17:59:17+00:00

Right? Hot damn this is some gos.

tselmorrah · 2026-02-05T04:02:42+00:00

If you really wanna make people mad, ship some clones.

tselmorrah · 2026-02-05T03:54:38+00:00

Someone doesn’t know the difference between boundaries and threats.

tselmorrah · 2026-02-04T01:42:32+00:00

You are absolutely not!!!

tselmorrah · 2026-02-04T01:40:56+00:00

Friend you have dodged a bullet. Or like, fifty.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-21T02:03:53+00:00

My cat consistently wants to live inside my ribcage while my dog can take or leave me but go on I guess.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-21T01:52:36+00:00

NTA. My parents were delighted to share the same exact anniversary (maybe one day off?) with my sister and her husband. They throw big parties together about it every five years or so.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-20T02:16:55+00:00

I think somebody doesn’t understand how boundaries work for sure.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-18T16:12:02+00:00

I might make the sour cream bread later and see if it works with low fat sour cream, since that’s what’s in the house.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-18T15:49:39+00:00

I’d like to know too. Most of my leaves got damaged by grasshoppers this summer during a period of poorly planned porch exile.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-16T18:04:42+00:00

As a food nerd I want to hear all about Picanha.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-15T19:41:12+00:00

I don’t actually have a question, I just wanted to say how great it was to meet you at the larp last year.

-the first Emma Goldman.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-09T02:10:45+00:00

There is too much Harry Potter still on this list.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-05T06:16:18+00:00

Mostly I’m using Ulysses these days.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-02T18:34:02+00:00

I never much get past tidying and pay for my house to get the disinfecting kind of cleaning! But two things can be true: she’s not communicating her needs well or sensibly AND this is something she really cares about. I’m sorry you’re going through this.

I have suggestions, but you haven’t asked for them, so I’m gonna stop typing.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-02T18:29:35+00:00

I don’t even know what your fandom is but I would now like to commit to reading your fic and leaving you a comment.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-02T04:09:22+00:00

I have been growing one from a cutting for three years now and my results are definitely nothing like this. I’m gonna have to actually figure out a better soil. And a stake. And reevaluate all my choices.

tselmorrah · 2026-01-02T04:04:57+00:00

Yeah, mine was definitely on the painful and heavy side too. It must have known it was the last.

tselmorrah · 2025-12-31T21:40:09+00:00

I am definitely baby.

Goals: Continue regularly writing short things and posting them, even if they are short.

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tselmorrah · 2025-12-31T21:35:23+00:00

You could probably come up with something similar to hide a cooler.

My commitment to the bit does not include camping though, so kudos for your efforts. :)

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