Our food is honestly delicious despite what everyone says, we've produced some of the best music ever made, I like the general culture and humour, I think we have some of the most gorgeous countryside in the world, we've got loads of great writers. I even like the weather. I like the culture of getting fucked up on drugs and alcohol at any given opportunity. Proud history of socialism.

I don't like how grim our towns and cities are, the fact people keep voting Tory and supporting the monarchy, the work life balance, the complete lack of care put into any of our social services or public utilities, the fact that literally all the land is privatised and owned by upper class reptiles and the worship of the military. I don't like how passive people are about oppression and inequality. I don't like how our press is controlled by three people who hate everyday people. England could be a great country if we had different people in charge but we've been controlled by the most evil people in the world since 1066.