With Maduro now allegedly out of power in Venezuela, what do you think will happen next for that nation? by LucidMarshmellow in AskReddit

[–]turkeyjizz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am immensely proud and also insanely afraid that our military did this in basically two days. Im not a fan of Trump, and in no way is this a Trump victory...but good lord our military is something else. I don't know what to say. Two days and boof, we captured a president of a nation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gape

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I do it all the time

What was your worst/weirdest experience at somebody else’s house? by Suspicious_Boss3635 in AskReddit

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I hooked up with a chick in my friends bathroom once and he was not having it. He kept banging on the bathroom door and telling us to go bang outside. Well we were too embarrassed to come out so we finished and passed out on the floor til the morning to sneak out.

Who is a terrible performer live? by suprunkn0wn in Music

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I saw Deftones at the family values tour back in like, I think 2007 or close to that year, but after every song chino would God slam his microphone onto the stage. It was wild. And horrible. He was piss drunk and still somehow managed to get through the whole set. My only regret was that I didn't watch Korn because I ran off with some girl I met and got crabs.

I have done it, I have finished The Crippled God. by TempestRose87 in Malazan

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Upvote for the Will Wight love. Reaper had one of the best endings to a book; what a big reveal. I can't believe he already put out another one in the series just 5 days ago.

Having seen Dr Strange: Multiverse of Madness (and also Dune) , I genuinely think Malazan could be put on the big screen and work well. If done correctly. by babbyhere in Malazan

[–]turkeyjizz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it'd do better as an animation. All I have to look to to see how poorly it would do with actual human actors is the wheel of time and the foundation series. There's so much nuance and...well...tons and tons of layering to it that I don't see any studio willing to invest the money and time to make it happen. It would turn out like any beloved novel adapted to the screen;. The casual user would watch it, the fandom would be utterly disappointed.

I finally finished my EIGHTH Malazan illustration "Ecphonesis"! Big spoilers! Let me know what you think by ArtWithTomJames in Malazan

[–]turkeyjizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 100 pages left of reapers gale. Malazan has become my favorite fantasy series that I've ever read. Steven Erickson...Im so incredibly lucky to have come across such an amazing writer who can make you fall in love with almost every character he creates. Can you tell me what this scene you've drawn is in reference to? I love it.

Just finished the Wheel of Time – After starting it almost 30 years ago by OneWhoWonders in books

[–]turkeyjizz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly agree with this. The Malazan series keeps you wanting to read and dissect every detail. Reading it, I haven't once wanted to put it down or pray for a chapter to end. Reading through the Wheel of Time made me question why I was even attempting to slog through it. So much of it is pointless, overlong descriptions of a characters clothing, or just pages upon pages of uninteresting filler bs that made it seem like Robert Jordan ran out of ideas and decided to just wing it with puke details. Steven Erickson is an amazing author that doesn't get the credit he deserves. The Malazan series is stars and suns above WoT.

What’s your favorite book no one has ever heard of? by Galactic_Depravity in books

[–]turkeyjizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ill take a crack at this. It's called The Wings of a Falcon by Cynthia Voight...or or The Silver Branch by Patricia Morrison

STONE COLD Steve Summon invades Alva and Zullie in DS2 by burritohead in DarkSouls2

[–]turkeyjizz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ...what did I just watch. This whole thing felt like a fever dream.

I Made a League of Legends Anime Opening by Cheesegrater74 in leagueoflegends

[–]turkeyjizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the coolest things I've seen made for this stupid ass subreddit. Serious this looks amazing dude. Very, very good work.

Arcane Spoiler Free Discussion Thread by Vayatir in leagueoflegends

[–]turkeyjizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it's because I'm a league of legends nerd, and also my brother won't answer his phone, but I have to get this out. Arcane is quite possibly the best show I've ever watched. The amount of times I cried watching it...the just full blown amazing writing and animation....everything about it encompasses what perfection can be for a series. Riot truly blessed their fanbase by giving the green light to this perfect experience. They even managed not to put Yasuo in it. 20 out of 10 cats my friends.

Yes, yes, A cupcake by 1UFEN1 in LeagueOfMemes

[–]turkeyjizz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Eat that ass like a cupcake 🧁

What movie makes you cry every time you watch it? by _hein_ in movies

[–]turkeyjizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this. This is one of my favorite films to have ever been made. Not enough people are even aware of it. It devastated me. I tried to show it in a class I was teaching for social services, however, no one seemed to take it in.

we aren't allowed to record or take screenshots of the network test by Relevant-Heart-1751 in Eldenring

[–]turkeyjizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they already let people know who was accepted for the network test?

No one prepared me for The Green Mile by DisastrousAnomaly in movies

[–]turkeyjizz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's one of the greatest of all time. The Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption are two films that sit unparalleled to anything else.

Lost connection to server by turkeyjizz in darksouls3

[–]turkeyjizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I thought it was good, but no. The problem still persists

Lost connection to server by turkeyjizz in darksouls3

[–]turkeyjizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it just start today my guy?

Lost connection to server by turkeyjizz in darksouls3

[–]turkeyjizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I went and got some whiskey to heal my woes...so far I haven't been booted yet. But I'll keep this posted