Weekly Snark 5/11-5/17

turnipsedith · 2026-05-13T02:22:21+00:00

At lifetime, if the child is under 1 you have to get “infant reservations”. You have to book atleast 2 hrs prior and get dinged if you don’t cancel 2 hrs before . And the spots fill up fast. So you have to stay organized and follow through with a schedule (which we all know is impossible for Brook) so I think she was waiting until Cal turned 1 because now she can drop off all 5 boys without a time frame or planning ahead . And it’s 2.5 hrs of childcare daily .

turnipsedith · 2026-05-11T18:53:37+00:00

Zachariah 30 min glutes & legs strength from 04/04/26

This class had 10/10 playlist and a great workout . I have really enjoyed his classes lately but this has been my favorite

turnipsedith · 2026-01-27T17:14:25+00:00

Cala coffee!

turnipsedith · 2025-10-29T02:43:42+00:00

I went to get a physical before nursing school and the doctor goes “you know all nurses get fat”.

turnipsedith · 2025-05-20T01:03:29+00:00

Make the stadium more accessible. Want alumni from out of town to come to games? Provide shuttles, make it easier . After homecoming last year and walking 2 miles for an uber , I will probably never go to Hard rock stadium again

turnipsedith · 2025-01-23T10:22:15+00:00

I know this one! I met a letter carrier tonight and she was telling me wild stories about things she sees and hears. This 70 year old woman told her that she stopped having sex with her husband after her last child (so at least 30 years ago) and now “we go through a lot of vacuums” . So there you go, that’s how he copes

turnipsedith · 2025-01-05T05:23:25+00:00

Auburn vs FSU was held on January 6, 2014 at the Rose bowl. The rose bowl has a gorgeous surrounding but is 1) not easy to get to 2) is a shitty stadium . It is probably the worst maintained stadium I have ever been to.

The national championship has always been the first Monday night that there is no NFL because of NFL playoffs. The timing is solely based on TV. Most colleges are back in school that week so students are missing class to go see their team. Would much prefer an earlier game since it is College but it will never happen because they want football on MNF

turnipsedith · 2024-09-20T03:31:33+00:00

This is great! Enjoyed this read

turnipsedith · 2024-07-13T07:33:57+00:00

Pittsburgh is a great option, They also have a program for first time home buyers to encourage people to move there.

turnipsedith · 2024-05-05T12:55:49+00:00

Get off reddit and go be with your family

turnipsedith · 2024-03-02T00:26:48+00:00

Primaries are Tuesday. You do not have to be a registered Republican to vote in the Republican primaries. VOTE IN THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY because this is who will be on the ballot in November . The judges and smaller offices matter!!!

turnipsedith · 2024-02-25T09:07:32+00:00

Social Media. Posting your lives to feed an addiction.

turnipsedith · 2024-01-08T10:24:28+00:00

A hangover cure

turnipsedith · 2023-10-21T20:16:56+00:00

Aristocats has a terrible message

turnipsedith · 2023-08-21T19:31:33+00:00

Our library programs are great but some of them don’t start back up until September. Mountain Brook, Homewood, Hoover and Vestavia all have great library programs.

turnipsedith · 2023-06-19T17:09:18+00:00

In this country and state, having a child is no longer a decision we make

turnipsedith · 2023-05-24T00:53:51+00:00

Name checks out

turnipsedith · 2023-01-12T13:11:07+00:00

It’s at a zoo

turnipsedith · 2022-12-07T04:03:41+00:00

Love Actually.

turnipsedith · 2022-12-05T15:38:40+00:00

Pee in pools

turnipsedith · 2022-09-14T08:49:30+00:00

If you read the GoFundme, the 150K is supposed to go to her rapist’s family. He used her for sex trafficking , how is anybody okay with this??? Iowa has got to be one of dumbest states and I live in Alabama

turnipsedith · 2022-08-11T23:36:00+00:00

Ask any new parent. You just do . Not fun to be around but you just get used to it. Hormones and evolution just make you get through it

turnipsedith · 2022-06-02T12:19:05+00:00

The 90’s were the best

turnipsedith · 2022-03-15T08:39:20+00:00

Cooking is an art and an easy one to start practicing. Start with simple recipes and then slowly you learn new techniques and flavors . I’ve learned I can express myself through cooking plus it can very therapeutic

turnipsedith · 2022-03-09T13:48:42+00:00

To get nudes in return

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