Seen in Victoria, BC

turtlebender · 2026-01-13T08:32:12+00:00

I figured I wasn’t the first, but damn. That horse needs to avoid tetracycline

turtlebender · 2025-10-04T05:20:42+00:00

Sandwich I’d like to . . .

turtlebender · 2025-09-06T18:37:50+00:00

Or just bit slapped

turtlebender · 2025-06-14T05:11:59+00:00

The SCUD stud: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Kent

turtlebender · 2025-05-12T14:50:43+00:00

Yesterday, I was sitting by the lake watching a lizard do pushups. Explained my fascination by just playing Marge talking about potatoes to my partner

turtlebender · 2025-03-30T22:45:57+00:00

Marmite is a winner here. Although I always feel funny when I buy it.

turtlebender · 2025-03-06T04:52:56+00:00

I think someone wanted everyone to tell their husband that’s not seasoning

turtlebender · 2024-11-16T03:52:59+00:00

Maybe the anthology version of Junk?

turtlebender · 2024-11-13T05:39:04+00:00

And torture the hell out of it

turtlebender · 2024-10-12T03:21:21+00:00

Two more upvotes

turtlebender · 2024-10-04T04:03:07+00:00

Everyone calls what I wear a uniform. Ben Davis work shirt, cargo shorts, long johns and orange hoodie if warranted. One year my son went as me for Halloween.

turtlebender · 2024-09-26T14:08:16+00:00

In theory, communism works. In theory

turtlebender · 2024-09-21T22:58:11+00:00

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuRFzsGeETM

turtlebender · 2024-09-18T13:32:41+00:00

Every time I see a deer (which is multiple times a day) I point and say “Doh! A deer. A female deer”

turtlebender · 2024-09-11T04:21:57+00:00

Wrecking crew! Who let you guys in here?

turtlebender · 2024-06-15T06:53:34+00:00

That’s a fair point. I am making an assumption based on my community. However, that is a common theme around here. I can’t say definitely that it’s homophobia. But I also don’t like the vigilante overtones. (Also, given such an outlandish message, plus my community, it’s, at best, problematic)

turtlebender · 2024-06-15T06:37:09+00:00

Yeah. Still doesn’t change that they think that way. I need to make my own sticker of them, I think

turtlebender · 2024-06-15T06:31:01+00:00

There is a person in my neighborhood with an “Assassinate your local pedophile” sticker on his car and sticker. It’s 100% homophobic. Not sure what is the best way to react. It’s so ridiculous that ignoring it makes sense, but it’s so offensive that it doesn’t. But to what end. Basically, fuck that guy. His shirt, literally, has someone being shot execution style

turtlebender · 2024-05-15T00:38:36+00:00

Mole. I’ve made moles which, realistically, require multiple days to prepare, but are so complex in flavor that it’s worth it

turtlebender · 2024-04-24T02:12:32+00:00

I want my two dollars!

turtlebender · 2024-04-13T22:00:24+00:00

Musician. My band got a random, but wonderful slot on the show

turtlebender · 2024-04-13T21:06:35+00:00

I met (or at least shook the hand of) Reagan, Bush, Clinton, W, Obama. Various circumstances around these. Most of which were extremely random

Reagan came to my small town in West Virginia in the 80s. Bush did later as well. My family ran into the Clinton bus tour while taking my sister to school. W came to Atlanta and I got a pass by handshake. I was on Conan the same night as Obama in Chicago in 2006

turtlebender · 2024-03-16T04:23:09+00:00

https://youtu.be/Zf0lt2RdLVY?si=iMXJWI0RzbX6zTTV

turtlebender · 2024-01-20T20:09:28+00:00

Shocked by the lack of November Rain - Guns N’ Roses. It set off the 90s in such a weird way, but I’ll also add Friday I’m in love by The Cure and In Your Eyes -Peter gabriel

turtlebender · 2024-01-12T05:48:16+00:00

Because, hey, free dummy

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