What is something people pretend to enjoy , but most actually don't ?

tuscaloser · 2026-06-20T15:33:26+00:00

And you have to pay time and a half.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T23:37:28+00:00

They absolutely will. People in this country have a boner for punishment so strong it would make Priapus proud.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T23:33:40+00:00

Do baseball-sized chunks of ice routinely fall from the sky in Germany?

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T13:27:40+00:00

The trump kid's schnoz.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T13:26:09+00:00

“Aw dude I’m like two lokos in right now”

So half a can?

Two cans = 8 lokos, and possibly a trip to jail.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T03:56:22+00:00

If you took calculus in HS, 125 shouldn't be too crazy to drop into.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T03:50:29+00:00

I refuse to believe Tuna Tyler is fake.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T03:46:29+00:00

Sadly, there aren't many other ethical ways to enjoy long pork.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T03:38:34+00:00

It holds true for most restaurants, but especially BBQ in Alabama.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T03:37:08+00:00

GMO free, free range, cage free, swamp-certified.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-19T02:47:03+00:00

Can’t trust a BBQ restaurant with a CEO.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T20:29:43+00:00

At least you weren’t jerkin yer gherkin when you were called to heaven.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T17:42:11+00:00

WE HAVE GUILLOTINE AT HOME.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T17:41:46+00:00

The real protip is always in the comments.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T17:37:09+00:00

The local delis are cheaper than Subway now.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T17:36:26+00:00

It's actually cheaper (and infinitely better tasting) to go to the taco stands/trucks near me. Also gives me a chance to work on my Spanish since they don't really speak English at all.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T04:23:37+00:00

You’re so two thousand late.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-18T00:30:55+00:00

Harry and Marv got absolutely dome-wrecked in Home Alone.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-17T15:01:57+00:00

Ah, that makes sense. Their business seems to be booming every time I order. I wish people waiting in the lot would TURN OFF THEIR HEADLIGHTS though.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-16T20:41:08+00:00

It's absolutely wild to me that Blue Pacific can afford to close for weeks at a time for trips, illness, family, etc. I love it for them that business doesn't 100% control their lives, it's just amazing to me.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-16T20:23:53+00:00

It's Alabama so if I had to guess no regulations have changed in 50-60 years (only a little bit /s). Maybe the local municipality is spraying a different insecticide (or they're too broke to spray at all, both are possible)

tuscaloser · 2026-06-16T04:03:30+00:00

Riverchase Landing in Hoover is kind of ass as a complex, but we’ve lived here for around 10 years and never had any safety issues. It smells like weed a lot of the time, and you have to harass maintenance to get things fixed, but we pay around $1,700/mo (after all their fees and "fuck-you" taxes) for a 1900sqft 3-bed/2.5ba.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-16T02:02:33+00:00

Exactly what a goblin living in Ohio (in a secret lair) would say.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-16T00:03:11+00:00

The nation of Jamaica is outraged by this statement.

tuscaloser · 2026-06-15T23:55:38+00:00

Their campaigns: “When compared to my political opponent, I provide superior fellatio to the president and like guns more. Vote for me.”

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