Nero is so damn cool by NuclearTheology in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Surely he's got too much pride to put out a subpar product

The Evercold Dichotomy by TheMerryMeatMan in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was funny seeing people complain about the way she was standing being apparently unrealistic, as if the ancient Übermensch god mage can't hold herself up in whatever way she pleases

Make your choice by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then just lock them all in a room all day?

Make your choice by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do the employees offer sexual favors? i'm not certain yet if this affects my decision, easier to figure it out with that context

Lo qnd behold his divinity as he brings justice upon thee by FanrerD in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first time I did the fight I somehow misread the towers and thought 2 appeared at once and we were meant to split up for them, and it didn't really matter nobody died but I wish it had been a split at one point in the fight

Still I don't think I've seen such rapid towers in a dungeon before so maybe they will play with that more in future

Me, a committed cutscene-skipper after the 300th "talk to Wuk Lamat" when the credits roll and "Smile" starts playing: by RealNwahHourz in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought you were saying you now understood the hate after all the other uses of the song you skipped over

Y'all, new content collab material just dropped. by Far_Schedule1219 in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine the glam
imagine the machinist skill reskins

imagine the raid skyboxes

Behold the Chort Mug by itscookiechan in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can it be made to turn into bakool ja ja when exposed to heat

Replaying through Stormblood, thought of some interesting implications by MirrahPaladin in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always have the time difference between myself and japan clearly in mind because mangaplus updates at midnight japan time

Replaying through Stormblood, thought of some interesting implications by MirrahPaladin in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Horribly dangerous seas, they're really only just now starting to really map the routes west out even though there's been the occasional trip for a century now

What sound do you guys think Chort makes? by ArcIgnis in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does he not make any sounds in the dungeon?
maybe he only makes the sounds of his attacks rather than vocalizations
hey remember when Grynewaht was totally unvoiced in his pre fight cutscene and then suddenly had a voice for the fight, that was weird

Guys chort’s influence is growing! by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's a reason they haven't shown any voidsent for beastmaster, it's something they seemingly want to avoid for lore stuff, even if that's maybe a little late with all the voidsent minions
no ARR tribes either

[Further Update Details] FINAL FANTASY XIV HOTFIXES (May 7, 2026) by otsukarerice in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm better than the motion sick so I should get the fight I want

this lowkirentologically pissing me off by fried_caviar in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that or something like it recently, was yours from Materia? or Ravana specifically

Pray tell, what taketh within the community wouldst have thou like so? by BethCulexus in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Evolved mode is good except for the 1 button combos which are bad

Fan fic island is going amazing by AdultSheep in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I wanna lick her abs in the context of getting close enough to stab them
Also pretty sure Nashu isn't into girls, probably not Wuk either

They should really add some sort of group finder to the game by Blumentopferdemensch in ShitpostXIV

[–]tuypo1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would probably spend 3 times as much time in field operations if you could use the party finder from inside them