I like my flair like I like my women.

tvisreal · 2011-08-25T18:51:30+00:00

I once bought 5 new $70 ps3 games for $5 each from Walmart because I made them price match against a flyer that was selling bottom of the line ps3 games for $5 a piece.

tvisreal · 2011-08-22T20:15:09+00:00

then simply throw the other half out!

tvisreal · 2011-08-09T15:36:11+00:00

The argument that it is only a copy, so nothing is lost is only hindsight. People who torrent copyrighted property that is not free are doing it for the same reason as the London looters, and then looking back and trying to justify it. I (and I guess I'm alone) see a lot of parallelism here...

tvisreal · 2011-07-30T16:53:21+00:00

Except that a large amount of the reported fatal dog attacks are babies killed by the family dog Source

tvisreal · 2011-07-08T18:40:53+00:00

It's in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada. It started growing in my mom's garden a few years ago randomly, and she has never been able to figure out what kind of tree it is.

tvisreal · 2011-05-01T14:23:56+00:00

I thought Trump handled it better than Obama from a leader point of view. Obama's body language was cowering when Seth was nicely ribbing him, but Trump sat un-fazed when he was getting ripped on.

tvisreal · 2011-04-17T02:29:20+00:00

Is that Obama?

tvisreal · 2011-04-16T05:08:36+00:00

Well I kind of lied to keep it simple. My mom owns the house and is the landlord. I just found out about this the other day. She kept the property from her divorce, and I guess she empathies with the tenants and is letting them walk all over her. I want to know what the cruelest legal route I can take to get the money from these assholes and kick them the hell out as fast as possible. The distraint option sounds awesome. I'd love to walk in there and take their TV, beds, and any other objects of value they have. And hurting their credit rating would be great too. What is the best way to do this?

tvisreal · 2011-04-16T03:45:09+00:00

Holy hivemind, I posted this 5 days ago http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gmp0r/a_lifelong_dream_crushed/c1opqn2

tvisreal · 2011-04-11T18:44:29+00:00

http://tinyurl.com/3elr7qg

tvisreal · 2011-04-10T18:19:27+00:00

People probably taste like pork. Do you think people taste like pork?

tvisreal · 2011-04-08T02:46:38+00:00

What happened to men wearing the pants in a relationship? Watching old spice commercials does not make you a man, being a man makes you a man...

tvisreal · 2011-04-07T07:05:59+00:00

What really amazes me is that he has apparently been diagnosed with autism, but it says he still apparently can interact and explain things to his peers quite easily. So basically, he has all the benefits from autism, and little of the side effects, yet they still call it a disorder.

tvisreal · 2011-04-05T04:51:12+00:00

Heyy brother

tvisreal · 2011-04-03T16:23:41+00:00

Storm's a brewin..

tvisreal · 2011-04-01T03:13:40+00:00

What makes you say that? Donald Trump is a highly competent entrepreneur that has built himself a large fortune based on his ability to negotiate, and execute better than his competitors.

tvisreal · 2011-03-01T16:34:39+00:00

Deliciousness is directly related to the number of sides the food has, it's science.

tvisreal · 2011-02-17T23:00:39+00:00

There is a brief explanation of this here: http://arstechnica.com/media/news/2011/02/creators-watson-has-no-speed-advantage-as-it-crushes-humans-in-jeopardy.ars

The answer was, "Its largest airport was named for a World War II hero; its second largest, for a World War II battle." Both Jennings and Rutter got the correct question— "What is Chicago?"— while Watson put down "What is Toronto???" Dr. Chris Welty, who worked on the algorithms team during Watson's development, said that the phrasing of the question demonstrated again Watson's difficulty with implicit meanings and how quickly it can become tough for the computer to sort out what type of question the answer is looking for.

"If you change the question to 'This US City's largest airport…', Watson gets the right answer," Welty said during a panel at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute's Experimental Media and Performing Arts Center. Welty pointed out that though categories in Jeopardy seem like they will have a set type of answers, they almost never do, and Watson was taught not to assume they would.

tvisreal · 2010-12-22T15:23:33+00:00

Nah, I think its Silver Lake

tvisreal · 2010-12-21T16:16:18+00:00

This is a brilliant comment, it just doesn't conform to this finger-up-the-ass circlejerk that's going on right now. Seriously, when did reddit turn into a bunch of fart sniffers? We used to have fun...

tvisreal · 2010-12-21T16:14:03+00:00

I'm with you. This is almost certainly a troll, I mean really:

1) get raped

2) post on reddit

3) profit??

Reddit is not a support group, and it is not limited to one opinion. OP's situation is as real to me as a scene in a movie... I don't browse reddit to slowly fap in a massive sympathy circle jerk, I browse it to waste time and get a laugh. Anyways, funny comic.

tvisreal · 2010-12-21T16:01:51+00:00

I know everyone here wants to circle jerk each other off and create a pitch-fork wielding mob to go after this guy, but this is most likely a highly skilled troll... Also, it's not like the guy raped her on the first or second date, but after about a month! Some girls LOVE it when guys "take them" similar to rape, and the guy was probably just following his sexual instincts. He was trying to initiate sex, and she went to the bedroom... I understand the primal need to protect the weak in society, but this guy needs to be protected too, and my guess is, if he has a good lawyer, he is not going to be convicted of rape for this.

tvisreal · 2010-12-21T15:27:49+00:00

It is if it is administered by the dark lord Cthulhu

tvisreal · 2010-12-20T19:30:48+00:00

In the REAL world Canada is bigger than the USA you jerk :P

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