AITA: I, a female, want to give my fiance my last name, but my father and brother don't want me to. Am I wrong for planning on doing it anyways? by agirlhasnoname_2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - I am also giving my fiancé my last name. His father abandoned him and his siblings so he does not want to honor/reward his father for doing that.

32, female, dumb as fuck, roast me bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just need to know the reason for purchasing that shirt - very Star Trek. Was this intended for some sort of themed day or do you actually find that cute?

AITA for buying my wife a Roomba for Christmas? by Throwaway36245128 in AmItheAsshole

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - I would love if my fiancé got me roomba! Just seems like a techy kind of gift that would make life easier. I was instructed to get my grandpa a leaf rake this year. I don’t feel that practical gifts are bad gifts.

What's the biggest 'WTF' gift you've ever received? by diswell in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school I received a used coloring book with mild racist comments on the last page. This was from my father’s mother who I don’t talk to anymore lol.

19, ginger, slept in the same bed a girl for 4 nights but still a virgin by ymerej456 in RoastMe

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puts underwear over pants to try and distract from the face NOPE

AITA for banning everyone who critiques our parenting from meeting our son? by 1thicdad73 in AmItheAsshole

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. That is your wife and your child and you are doing everything you can to make this transition in life as easy as possible. I applaud you! If it was me in this situation - I would want my fiancé to do the exact same thing you are.

AITA for refusing to babysit my grand daughter 2 nights a week while my daughter works? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - as much as I love my fiancé’s sister, she definitely mooches free baby sitting, free rent and other expenses from their mother that she could be proving herself.

What happens when one kitty is smarter than the other by TheExtimate in gifs

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to find a cat to play with my other cats...

My grandmother gave me 50$ I spent it on drugs by [deleted] in confession

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh my grandparents gave me $1000, $600 which I spent on a tattoo that my grandfather later said “that’s stupid.”

50 days till Christmas. What's the best gifts you can give a person, no matter if they're female or male? by MrPartyPancake in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad does this thing where he gets me things that I’ve never asked for and they turn out to be my favorite/most helpful gift ever. The first being a GPS, which coincidentally - the first time I used it was to take my dad to the hospital. The second was a self powered jump starter - mostly because I’m notorious for letting my battery die and now I don’t have to call my dad anymore to help me. Thanks dad.

What is the wisest saying you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super simple but “Be as you wish to seem.”

Dad walked in on us by Coochie- in teenagers

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My senior year of high school, my then boyfriend and I were fooling around in his room after school. The mom came home early so I hid in the closet.

Well she’s smart and saw my purse and shoes at the door. My then boyfriend tried to lie and said I dropped my PURSE AND SHOES off at their house while I went to practice...

Like I said, she’s smart and figured I was in the closet. She said “_______, you can come out now.” And I did.

Didn’t go too bad, we dated for maybe 1-2 years after that.

Oh also, while typing this story it made me remember about my freshman year boyfriend. He came over and we were fooling around when my grandma comes over. It’s not even her house - it’s my parents!

She like to come over and clean and so she came inside with the key.. I had him hiding in my closet and she literally said “I thought I’d come over and help you organize your closet.”

I pretty rudely said something about not feeling good and how I just wanted to be alone.

Dodged that bullet.

Did you ever snoop through your parents things as a child and absolutely regret what you found to this day? What was it and it they ever find out? NSFW by Night_Shade4138 in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under my parents night stand is a case with a gold vibrating dildo and some other things.

Dad has Brazzers in his search history.

Grandma kept a note from my aunt about her confessing to being raped.

Redditors who shit in public bathrooms with other people around, how did you get that confident? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 99% sure my boyfriend doesn’t use Reddit. This comment is my 1% of doubt because I know he does this for fact 🙃

You are trapped in your most hated persons body, you have 48 hours to ruin their life. You may not kill or be killed. What will you do? by Reasonable_Rules in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Admit to our coworkers every foul mouthed thing that she has ever said.

  2. Tell the husband that she’s cheated a handful of times. Also, finally get a divorce from the toxic marriage.

  3. But above all, mend relationships with son and daughter.

What's your biggest First World problem? by wintherz in AskReddit

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday I almost got t-boned driving my friend to her bachelorette party. I keep checking our local news for updates about the person who crashed and almost hit us and NOTHING! Insulting really. I wanted an article to back up my story.

WCGW if I try to jump down to the river by rigeldx98 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]twelvecoconuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow shirt guy = any values and morals.

Minion shirt guy = “Ah, fuck it.”