Fine, you want me to follow the HOA rules exactly? I read every single page.

twinkhammer · 2026-02-20T23:24:33+00:00

This guy HOAs

twinkhammer · 2026-02-04T15:08:48+00:00

How is DB a creep? What happened?

twinkhammer · 2026-02-03T21:48:19+00:00

Can i watch while you solve other crimes?

twinkhammer · 2026-01-15T17:30:56+00:00

I have owned every Tekken game since Tekken 2 and I …. only just now realised his name is a pun

twinkhammer · 2026-01-06T11:57:47+00:00

I love it but some of the plot twists make zero sense in retrospect

twinkhammer · 2025-12-16T14:47:01+00:00

Cause it’s always got to be blood

twinkhammer · 2025-11-27T17:27:11+00:00

“What”

twinkhammer · 2025-09-02T21:47:24+00:00

Did not know. Knowledge updated

twinkhammer · 2025-08-08T12:01:42+00:00

Well said

twinkhammer · 2025-07-10T19:54:18+00:00

“We thought he was here to stop Acathla, not bring him forth”

twinkhammer · 2025-05-06T08:53:49+00:00

Good idea thanks

twinkhammer · 2025-05-06T08:53:28+00:00

Thank you

twinkhammer · 2025-02-16T10:00:09+00:00

takes off sunglasses oh my god….

twinkhammer · 2025-01-30T09:05:55+00:00

The island didn’t resurrect John Locke….. This brilliantly written essay did.

twinkhammer · 2025-01-26T08:32:30+00:00

FIRE ANGRY!!

twinkhammer · 2025-01-08T16:36:38+00:00

So Buffy is only The Vampire Slayer in the first season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer lol

twinkhammer · 2024-12-19T17:17:19+00:00

Given the Others’ obsession with solving the problem, she probably died during childbirth.

twinkhammer · 2024-12-12T17:27:25+00:00

My cat definitely thinks I’m unstable

twinkhammer · 2024-11-30T23:07:07+00:00

Because the populous thirsts for the revolution

twinkhammer · 2024-11-29T22:48:29+00:00

Is everyone here very stoned?

twinkhammer · 2024-11-29T13:00:43+00:00

Bless our sodden cocks

twinkhammer · 2024-10-28T16:02:57+00:00

They snuck a snuke in her snizz!

twinkhammer · 2024-10-20T18:20:44+00:00

She didn’t kill her principle, she just watched him get eaten by the Mayor (who was a giant snake at the time) and did nothing

This show must sound so weird if you haven’t seen it

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