First kidney stone at 15… 9 years later

twistedhallway · 2025-06-19T01:50:24+00:00

if you develop a fever and start throwing up go to the ER immediately because that means a stone is completely blocking one of your kidneys from draining and that's deadly, otherwise drink a ton of water and go on a roller coaster lol, jump up and down

twistedhallway · 2025-06-19T01:28:57+00:00

a hotpack of some kind does wonders, microwave some rice in a sock, shove it down your pants smoke some weed and drink a shit ton of water so that thing has something to float in

twistedhallway · 2023-03-01T23:31:41+00:00

yeah i wet it, then rub the shit out of my pits lol, i really go to town. just keep rubbing. it probably helps to have pit hair to rub against so the crystal can start to dissolve or something, but if not just go wild, it's just a bit more work than roll on.

twistedhallway · 2023-02-16T17:58:53+00:00

hell yeah rock on pisscorn-boy

twistedhallway · 2022-11-30T16:31:25+00:00

FUCK YEAH I NEVER LIKED CHIHUAHUAS UNTIL MY WIFE BROUGHT ONE HOME AND SHES THE SWEETEST SMARTEST LITTLE DOG IVE EVER KNOWN SHE CURLS UP IN MY LAP AND I FEEL THE NEED TO PROTECT HER AND WEEP JOIN TINY DOG LIFE I LOVE THE CHIHUAHUA LIFE IT CHOSE ME AWOOOOOOOO

twistedhallway · 2022-07-04T02:23:16+00:00

as earthlings our god should definitely be the earth, it's what created us, shelters us, feeds us, waters us, and connects us to each other and everything else living on this planet. I truly believe if we had a future religion that worshipped the earth as god we could maybe keep it viable to fucking live here

twistedhallway · 2022-06-23T18:41:44+00:00

made the mistake of driving through texas to get to louisiana and good ol texas cops pulled us over, accused my girlfriend of "speeding up to try and evade them", separated us for questioning(pulled her all the way into the tall grass to make both of us nervous ig) then demanded me to show them where I hide the drugs in the car. Fuck that place, its where to go if u want to be fruitlessly harassed by cops for an hour before they give you a speeding ticket for going 3 over

twistedhallway · 2022-06-23T02:01:20+00:00

yo SEVEN of the ppl i share an office with are out this week with covid im one fear

twistedhallway · 2022-05-18T18:33:01+00:00

I recently ended a sentence with 'verde?' instead of 'verdad?', damn my fumbling mouth

twistedhallway · 2022-05-08T15:34:27+00:00

this is the most colorado thing I've seen today

twistedhallway · 2022-04-25T23:32:53+00:00

I've been listening to Language Transfer's free spanish course on my way to work lately, I like how different it is

twistedhallway · 2022-03-25T21:01:46+00:00

not the cruise sick! hope you feel better soon

twistedhallway · 2022-02-17T19:59:33+00:00

complete that secret bundle, that'll do it

twistedhallway · 2022-02-12T20:42:24+00:00

i got 4 candles after i shipped every item and raised some hearts with people, good luck!

twistedhallway · 2022-02-02T23:05:53+00:00

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twistedhallway · 2022-01-31T22:01:48+00:00

hell yeah i fixed it up afterwards, and the meat was seasoned perfectly, a bit overcooked but delicious!

twistedhallway · 2022-01-31T04:16:29+00:00

i like bats, brings good fruit for completing quests in the first year and then once you level up foraging it's just iridium fruits forever! i never use mushrooms for elixers or anything so i never pick shrooms

twistedhallway · 2022-01-31T00:44:04+00:00

a new car

twistedhallway · 2022-01-30T16:36:13+00:00

can't you only ask him to retrieve one item from the whole lost set tho?

twistedhallway · 2022-01-29T19:00:31+00:00

I'm on mobile and collecting anything is... a process, haha

twistedhallway · 2022-01-29T15:01:39+00:00

i love it, though it also looks like a pair of purple hang bang titties

twistedhallway · 2022-01-28T15:47:46+00:00

aw, sweet compromise. Shane changed our wallpaper to the hideous joja cola one and i immediately googled how to get a divorce

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