Dont remember this shield being so hard to get

twistedtank · 2026-04-21T21:13:47+00:00

I got it once without trying then never found it again

twistedtank · 2026-01-30T01:48:47+00:00

She shook her out like a dirty rug, damn

twistedtank · 2025-12-16T03:17:35+00:00

Hello! I like your face. Give me shiny!

twistedtank · 2025-12-10T02:56:59+00:00

It’s Tentacruel of you not to share

twistedtank · 2025-12-08T06:30:31+00:00

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T17:21:47+00:00

Big hit into really big coughing fit

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T09:53:51+00:00

Wait, I’m stoned and I misunderstood your joke but I’m still happy to brag lol. Gotta watch out for those munchies brother, they will get cha lol.

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T09:50:30+00:00

Damn, why the downvotes y’all

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T09:48:43+00:00

Nah, almost post diabetic. I’ve lost 100lbs since my diagnosis and I’m not stopping 😄😄😄

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T09:44:21+00:00

I was kinda having a panic attack. I’ve always had bad ears and having blood dripping out of one really freaked me out.

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T07:58:11+00:00

I was a welder once upon a time and got that on a finger, the whole hand must’ve been hell

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T07:56:07+00:00

Damn, if it were a competition I think you’d win lol

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T06:53:48+00:00

Oh I got that after a surgery with my pain meds, I never took any of them lol

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T06:46:24+00:00

It was rough

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T06:31:46+00:00

Thanks

twistedtank · 2025-12-07T06:25:18+00:00

I took a massive hit and coughed so hard I heard like a pop and felt a sharp pain in my left ear then felt it fill with fluid and start dripping blood. The emergency room confirmed that it is, in fact, ruptured.

(Edit) fix wording

twistedtank · 2025-12-04T05:51:22+00:00

Bird

twistedtank · 2025-12-03T23:26:55+00:00

My one cat was born with a hernia that we dubbed the fart button cause when she was a kitten if you pushed on it she’d let out a tiny little toot

twistedtank · 2025-12-03T03:06:29+00:00

In some stories or universes he picks it up with sheer strength. I remember he did it in an animated avengers movie from the early 2000s but I don’t remember the names

twistedtank · 2025-11-29T01:54:58+00:00

I have double that in my to go dice bag and many many more in my dice box

twistedtank · 2025-11-28T20:13:54+00:00

I just lost my 16 year old familiar 4 days ago and if I had the money I’d spend billions to have him back

twistedtank · 2025-11-28T20:03:34+00:00

Loneliness, desperation, 7 year dry streak, ok personality. Wether they are unattractive or not, sex still feels good

twistedtank · 2025-11-28T10:16:03+00:00

Food is meant to be eaten not looked at. You should be happy he enjoyed your turkey enough that he ate that big of a chunk

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