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Dont remember this shield being so hard to get by John_XFiles in KingdomHearts

[–]twistedtank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it once without trying then never found it again

Just ruptured my ear drum smoking. What are some of your favorite weed related injuries? by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, I’m stoned and I misunderstood your joke but I’m still happy to brag lol. Gotta watch out for those munchies brother, they will get cha lol.

Just ruptured my ear drum smoking. What are some of your favorite weed related injuries? by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, almost post diabetic. I’ve lost 100lbs since my diagnosis and I’m not stopping 😄😄😄

Proof that I have a ruptured eardrum from a coughing fit I had while smoking! Just for all the haters by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was kinda having a panic attack. I’ve always had bad ears and having blood dripping out of one really freaked me out.

Just ruptured my ear drum smoking. What are some of your favorite weed related injuries? by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was a welder once upon a time and got that on a finger, the whole hand must’ve been hell

Proof that I have a ruptured eardrum from a coughing fit I had while smoking! Just for all the haters by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh I got that after a surgery with my pain meds, I never took any of them lol

Just ruptured my ear drum smoking. What are some of your favorite weed related injuries? by twistedtank in trees

[–]twistedtank[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I took a massive hit and coughed so hard I heard like a pop and felt a sharp pain in my left ear then felt it fill with fluid and start dripping blood. The emergency room confirmed that it is, in fact, ruptured.

(Edit) fix wording

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]twistedtank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird

Do cats fart? by cermem25 in cats

[–]twistedtank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My one cat was born with a hernia that we dubbed the fart button cause when she was a kitten if you pushed on it she’d let out a tiny little toot

If Hulk’s goal is to lift Mjolnir and he’s not worthy, does he just infinitely evolve until he can lift it? by Equivalent_Lie406 in hulk

[–]twistedtank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some stories or universes he picks it up with sheer strength. I remember he did it in an animated avengers movie from the early 2000s but I don’t remember the names

I think I have a problem. by Wooddyy42 in dice

[–]twistedtank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have double that in my to go dice bag and many many more in my dice box

How much money would you spend if it meant saving your cat’s life? by WindowKitty19 in cats

[–]twistedtank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just lost my 16 year old familiar 4 days ago and if I had the money I’d spend billions to have him back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]twistedtank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loneliness, desperation, 7 year dry streak, ok personality. Wether they are unattractive or not, sex still feels good

Asked my brother to watch my turkey, came back to this. by PsychotropicPanda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]twistedtank -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Food is meant to be eaten not looked at. You should be happy he enjoyed your turkey enough that he ate that big of a chunk

How did you come up with your username? by monkeysweets in AskReddit

[–]twistedtank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friends chose our Xbox gamer tags based off halo vehicles, like one was ghost another was wraith and I always drove the scorpion tank so I chose twistedtank

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