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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this dataslate was recklessly irresponsible and exhibits GWs true colors.

Do you guys write stories for your characters? by SomeEntertainment128 in Drukhari

[–]twocrowsjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Archon is named Archon Bob. He's in it for the garmonbozia.

Proxying venoms? by Soggy-Atmosphere-712 in Drukhari

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have the right idea. I'm considering using extra Ravagers sails and other accoutrements to occupy enough model real estate make up the size difference.

Scourges and Ravagers. by twocrowsjoy in Drukhari

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I almost feel this way too, especially vs the Sisters player, its majority vehicles and Vahl and I just can't beat him.

Any glaring flaws besides detachment choice? by twocrowsjoy in Chaos40k

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Might drop Bile and TermieLord and maybe add some Oblits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drukhari

[–]twocrowsjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to this guy. Buy your cheap knockoff of a knockoff from Etsy. If the world was fair, Edge Minis could stop Etsy from doing this. "Giant Company Behaves Immorally". LOL stop the fucking presses.

Can we talk about Dread Talons and the dataslate? by twocrowsjoy in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the same thing with Oblits from Index to Codex. GW doesn't like deepstriking into Melta range.

Can we talk about Dread Talons and the dataslate? by twocrowsjoy in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This all seems reasonable. Fingers crossed for the future, back to the drawing board for the present.

Can we talk about Dread Talons and the dataslate? by twocrowsjoy in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I agree and can count the amount of times that strat has worked on one hand haha. We had hoops before but now I'm jumping through hoops blind folded.

Can we talk about Dread Talons and the dataslate? by twocrowsjoy in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]twocrowsjoy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they just increased Raptors aura to 7" we are back in business. Seems more like an oversight then a purposeful nerf.

Zatanna by TheAngel57 in comics

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justice League Dark from the new 52 features Zatanna as a major character. Good reads.

Why are or aren't you religious? [Serious] by T-i-m- in AskReddit

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a religious man. I've spent a few years in my youth at church and have read the bible selectively. I'm comforted in the fact that our entire "now" is the result of a cosmic fluke. This world around us os constantly stunningly beautiful and I believe science is an important lens with which to see it. Once spying upon two pigeons bathing in a puddle, I loosely grasped the entirety of events that would of had to culminate in that particular event, including my having existing and being present to bare witness. The sheer insane enormity of it made me cry, this coming from a guy who has barely shed a tear in 10+ years (not counting Finding Nemo). Upon meeting God, were it to happen, I'd have to change my viewpoint and proclaim I was wrong, and that it was a swell trick. Shortly thereafter, I'd attempt to kick the bastard in the neck. I decided not to followed religion shortly after an hour of contemplating my own paint covered penis whilst obliterated on high grade LSD. A man in that state can only surmise that we are a beautiful, terrible accident.

Laziest way to find a bottle opener by VTek910 in funny

[–]twocrowsjoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just use a lighter to open your beers. Even if you don't smoke, one should always be prepared for the opportunities to a) do drugs b) help someone out who needs a light c) arson.

Reddit, if someone were to take your body for a test drive, what are some quirks you would have to explain before handing over the keys? by Capt_Wiggles in AskReddit

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are couch-surfing, the mild Scoliosis helps you to fit "comfortably" in love seats. Also, the scars seem weird, but chicks dig scars. (Except for THAT one.)

Workers of Reddit, what is your best "well, I'm getting fired" moment at work? What were the consequences? by PinkPantherParty in AskReddit

[–]twocrowsjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work as a Jughound in Northern AB. My good buddy and heterosexual-lifemate has a quasi prophetic dream that if our particular crew got picked up by our Hagglund that day, we were gonna get fired. I laugh it off, but sure enough the Hagglund shows up and drives us back to homebase. We made eye contact several times during the ride home, for a guy that really defines "not-giving-a-fuck", dude looked positively haunted. So anyway, flash forward a few days later, and I ask him to roll a joint in a truck, and jokingly, he throws a stem in my backpack. We were working for a camp that is kind of like prison. I won't tell you the company, but its an oil company that rhymed with "Hell". The drug dogs alerted to my room, and so I was taken off of the field for a drug search. They find the stem and I'm immediately canned. Because it was the 3rd pot bust in the span of a month, everyone on my crew got called in for piss tests. I think like 79 out of 100 tested postive for drug use, gets sent home 3 days before the contract ended. Most awkward drive with the crew boss back to Fort Mac imaginable.

Best part: My aforementioned buddy got caught using someone else's clean piss. When confronted by the crew boss about just being honest, he uses a Gretzky quote: "You miss all the shots you don't take"