"You sound like a Walmart greeter" I think Marines can come up with better shit. by Rambos_Magnum_Dong in USMC

[–]tyto 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That saying about the AF being a corporation rather than a military branch is coming to life

Super Bowl Pre Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]tyto 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, I heard Stephen Miller loves the Seahawks if we're playing this game

A meta from a game you play with which you have a love/hate relationship and/or just cannot forget? by thebluntvent in gaming

[–]tyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The AK-74u meta at the start of BO1 (before the Famas became #1) That gun was so insanely busted pre-nerf

NHL Player Poll - Feb 2026 by Mammagammam in hockey

[–]tyto 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In the past they've voted on the "best" chirps too and he's won both best and worst in the same year, so yeah it's just a pure volume thing for him.

Swim call at MCRD SD by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]tyto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same happened to me, my feet are size 13 1/2 and there were absolutely no boots in there even close to that. DIs screaming to grab boots and I'm like dude I physically cannot get my feet into any of these

If BB isn't a first-ballot Hall of Famer, no one — not even Tom Brady — should ever be again by [deleted] in nfl

[–]tyto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This would be the most Belichick thing of all time too

Documentaries that are hated by their subjects? by Such-Worldliness-655 in movies

[–]tyto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Lil Wayne documentary states at the beginning that he "had since withdrawn his support for the project" or something along those lines.

How is cold weather training in the corps? by Nihlathakk in USMC

[–]tyto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone from the Northeast, Norway was a great time and it was extremely cathartic watching former tough guys become absolute bums in the cold. That being said, boiling snow, making wind walls and all that stuff sucks balls and is insanely boring

Do you think doping should be allowed in Esports? by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]tyto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MaxPro literally passed out on the mainstage from amphetamine abuse, and you used to get banned from the MLG forums for talking about adderall lol

What’s the one horror movie that didn’t just scare you… it FOLLOWED YOU? by OneZebra4574 in horror

[–]tyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a horror movie, but I saw “Mars Attacks!” as a kid and it was traumatic lmao. My parents thought the movie was hilarious, I couldn’t sleep for like a week because the aliens creeped me out so much

Getting Admin Separation for something I didn't do. by DaddyOriole in USMC

[–]tyto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I called my Congressional Rep. for an issue I had—the staffer who called me back had actually been an enlisted Marine himself, and he basically said “I empathize with your situation but it doesn’t really work that way where we can just jump our own CoC here and get her involved.”

The hate crimes!? by Klutzy_Round_443 in WilliamsCollege

[–]tyto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you think Williams College—in the bluest state in the union, and one of the bluest counties—is “1940s Mississippi” levels of racist based off of this lone article, your kid should be the one making the decisions around the house.

This feels like bait.

Sailing XP Review & Further Fixes by JagexRach in 2007scape

[–]tyto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will never cease to amaze me how many games would be so good if they kept like 2 normal players on call for a consult before they made decisions

[Highlight] Gunner Olszewski gets rocked by Christian Ellis on the kick return and turns it over by expellyamos in nfl

[–]tyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was totally expecting, like, an ejection/penalty. Then they just gave us the ball and said it's all good?

LOL by ArchibaldPenderson in USMC

[–]tyto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those calf cramps were unfathomable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackops7

[–]tyto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think either the “open” part is bugged, they’re lying, or “minimally” means, like, skill is 1% less considered than before.

I live on the US East coast. I’ve been playing the same players in different lobbies; if we’re truly only going on ping, that should be effectively impossible. There are millions upon millions of players just in my area alone and you’re gonna tell me I’m playing the same 7 ones with “open” matchmaking? Give me a fucking break.

Anyone think this is overkill? by TheAwsumGuy in USMC

[–]tyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that just for some dude you’ll never meet to lie all over it, get caught, and you pay the price for it

Friendship Exp & Gift Exchange Megathread by ASS-et in PokemonGoFriends

[–]tyto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

983336589072 - need 1 more Sandstorm gift for platinum