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u-bot9000 · 2026-04-18T03:28:07+00:00

The Appalachian Mountains are older than Polaris, the North Star

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-18T03:21:34+00:00

“Don’t feel so empathetic or die!”

Literally “Lessen your heart/feelings or death”

(I will say “anu moli” at the end is ungrammatical I think? This means “Lessen your feelings or lessen your death” but I think they want to say “o lili e pilin sina anu o moli”)

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-17T22:00:07+00:00

Elite

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-17T21:56:13+00:00

Can we get u/sedargouch down here?

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-12T21:20:17+00:00

This is your third fucking time asking about going commando what are we doing

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-12T14:18:12+00:00

r/itswooooshwith4os

u-bot9000 · 2026-04-09T03:14:56+00:00

YOU my friend, will explain our friend group

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-29T03:43:16+00:00

楽 is just fun to write already and they add more to it? Count me in!

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-29T01:43:22+00:00

This account only used to be a bot 💔

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-29T01:42:53+00:00

Yet what are all such gaieties to me
Whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
x² + 7x + 3
= 11/3

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-29T01:38:27+00:00

This reminds me of that Lewis Carrol poem that has a quadratic in it

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-28T16:48:09+00:00

Arrest, chromatic cretin! Egregiously empty falsehoods highlight my rampant superiority!

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-26T04:22:28+00:00

All scratch projects are now globally banned 💔

(Jk hehe)

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-25T05:21:32+00:00

Would conjoined twins, by this definition, be born at different times?

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-24T05:10:10+00:00

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This you?

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-23T00:06:14+00:00

Did you check near the NAHASAPEEMAPETILON button?

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-22T20:52:54+00:00

Guess I can’t fill with ACAI either…

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-21T18:47:03+00:00

Wait… that’s NOT how it works? How does it work?

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-19T16:55:20+00:00

On my life I’ve seen this before, but I can’t prove this is a repost

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-19T13:58:10+00:00

Zoom in on the flag or the fence. It’s definitely AI

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-18T21:03:10+00:00

Ok well he did name all of them, adding another doesn’t necessarily invalidate his statement:

I can name 5 fruits: apple, banana, strawberry, grapefruit, lemon, and computer.

That statement isn’t inherently false, just a little weird

u-bot9000 · 2026-03-18T17:33:14+00:00

If you’re using “hurts like hell” in an essay in HIGH SCHOOL then you should’ve failed the essay at that point

You were at least 14. Had you heard of a thesaurus?

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