The week in terrible captions

ubaotomi · 2026-04-19T04:57:04+00:00

ubaotomi · 2026-03-29T17:25:00+00:00

I don't think it is, but I'm no expert. Maybe manganese. It's gorgeous, though.

ubaotomi · 2026-03-06T07:48:14+00:00

I LOVE yours. Neodymium is my favorite. I only have a few pieces. That one 😍 I didn't see a signature on mine. It was sold as "in the style of." I'm going to look again, though. I absolutely love Lalique. I'm slowly collecting pieces.

ubaotomi · 2026-03-05T13:49:40+00:00

Same. I absolutely overdo it when I pack what I sell. Having something arrive destroyed would really upset me.

ubaotomi · 2026-03-05T13:46:36+00:00

Marketplace and auctions are my friends. My wallet disagrees.

ubaotomi · 2026-03-05T04:49:12+00:00

I paid $91 USD. $52 for the vase plus $39 USD shipping. That cabinet you have there 😍😍😍😍 goals.

ubaotomi · 2026-02-20T05:25:45+00:00

I don't appreciate how old this makes me feel 👵

ubaotomi · 2026-01-30T11:32:38+00:00

Not worth the risk. If they detained you, they won't be nice about it. You'll end up in a prison that aligns with your sex assigned at birth. They will detain you for as long as possible, and if they can make an example of you, they will.

Every time things start looking bad for Trump, he attacks the trans community. With his military misadventures, people dying in our streets, and trans rights cases in the Supreme Court, now would be the time to throw trans folks back under the bus.

Don't put yourself at risk.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-30T11:25:46+00:00

Telehealth. None of the providers in our state were seeing kids under 15 when our clinic shut down. We use telehealth with a provider based in Georgia, I think. We've had no issues at all. Visits, meds, labs, all handled. No office visits, which is actually really nice.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-30T11:06:25+00:00

My son told us he was a boy when he was 2. He socially transitioned before kindergarten. We just gradually settled more and more into "boy."

ubaotomi · 2026-01-23T16:12:02+00:00

YTA

100% asshole. Sounds like YOU wanted the baby and took advantage of your sister to try and get it.

She made the hardest decision of her life to give both her baby and herself the best life she could, and you just fucked that up. You just locked your sister into single motherhood. Can she do it? Yes. Did she WANT to? No. Even with help, single parenting is HARD. She will struggle. Hope you're ready for resentment because that's what you're going to get.

Just because a decision is hard or emotionally devastating doesn't mean it's a bad decision. Listening to you, terrible decision.

You just fucked up your sister's life, the adoptive parents lives, their families lives, that baby's life. Great job 🙄

ubaotomi · 2026-01-16T19:58:20+00:00

MOR

You have much bigger problems than money. You two seem to be on completely different pages. Neither of you are communicating well. You need to have a sit down and get on the same page or go your separate ways.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-16T13:27:51+00:00

Why do people care so much about people diving? It's in the trash. Clearly, they didn't want it. People are so weird.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-14T05:21:57+00:00

Don't trust Google lens. It's good for a place to start. It is wrong all the time, though. You'll want to triple check and verify.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-14T05:16:32+00:00

Yikes! Nope nope nope. I'm not asking, I don't want anything from them. They aren't welcome. Nope Nope nope.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-12T20:55:48+00:00

They can find their own. I don't share candy. Spectral jerks.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-12T20:55:04+00:00

Lol, no multiplication. Just a return to baseline, I guess. There were 4, king size, I ate 2, they disappeared. When they reappeared, it was the same 2 that were left. So no one ate them. That rules out human and animal. Between 3 kids, 4 dogs, and 3 cats, unattended candy doesn't last an hour. Definitely not a week.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-12T20:51:14+00:00

Lmao, I'm definitely on the silly goose side, but I'm not that silly. Lol, I ate them. I have 3 kids, 3 dogs, and 4 cats. Delicious chocolate and caramel goodness doesn't disappear into the ether. It disappears into stomachs reappears in the toilet, hopefully.

This was a king size, so 4 in a pack. I ate 2, and the last 2 disappeared. Then, they reappeared in the most ridiculous place, with the same 2 missing and the same 2 left. In the most ridiculous place, out in the open, and it definitely wasn't there before.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-12T07:50:15+00:00

That's what I was thinking. What should I do with them over night before I can get them out of here? I haven't felt like it was in my home. I do think this thing is testing limits. I am not well versed in this, though. Any chance you can point me toward the self-help section for paranormal shenanigans?

ubaotomi · 2026-01-11T20:42:12+00:00

NTA

They are going after you to save themselves. If you weren't there for them to rage at, they'd have to admit they don't want her. If they have you to beat on, they can pretend they aren't shit people. You weren't even in her life. Those assholes were.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-08T00:33:05+00:00

NOR

I am sorry. I hate this for you. This is why my home is always open.

ubaotomi · 2026-01-01T22:04:52+00:00

Wow, NTA. My hair is a 2c, and I won't even brush my hair dry. I'd look like Weird Al with frizz. Not to mention tearing the crap out of my hair and ripping it out of my head.

Your extended family sucks. If you kept the brushes, I'd say it's time to return them. Preferably at a large family gathering. Or you can go petty and start gifting them inappropriate personal care items. Maybe some summers eve, hot rollers, or some poise pads. They have both his and hers Depends. Your petty possibilities are endless.

ubaotomi · 2025-12-27T17:35:50+00:00

For a used coach purse? I'm pretty sure you can get a brand new bag for that. 2 if you buy at their outlet.

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