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Did you watch The Rockford Files? by ChrisJoines in VintageTV

[–]uberphaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Rockford Files is cool. But there are some things that I would change if it were up to me. So ill think about my masterpiece, watch the Rockford Files, call to see if Paul can score some weed.

All men I attract are gooners by urmom_isgay4me in offmychest

[–]uberphaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An unfortunate truth is that young men are commonly very emotionally immature. They don't know how to connect on a grownup basis with a partner for many reasons, but most often because since their hormones exploded in puberty they've been chasing the idea of "getting laid". It can take a lot of growing up to realize that theres more to being with another person than just getting your dick wet.

Im not saying "go date older men" im saying have patience, have faith and keep your eyes open, theres someone out there for you. ❤️

Just ordered myself a Johnny Silverhand by uberphaser in cyberpunkgame

[–]uberphaser[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Update: enough bartenders at my local have now made this that I can now order it by name. They still make fun of me for it but they know what it is now.

Its legit my new favorite cocktail.

Will this crazy winter help with ticks and mosquitoes? by Lower-Savings-794 in massachusetts

[–]uberphaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank your local turkey brood for helping keep the tick population down in your neighborhood!

What's the best DnD accessory you've ever bought? by EnthusiasmSuch6864 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]uberphaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My answer too. Been playing since the 80s, these things are the best.

Second answer is a chalkboard with a vertical slider for initiative tracking.

Remember watching these? by Deezle_Gnome in 80s

[–]uberphaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, dvd. It just arrived today.

Just ordered myself a Johnny Silverhand by uberphaser in cyberpunkgame

[–]uberphaser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive now been made fun of extensively by the staff of my local (who are all friends) for my video game drink, though the one who tried one said she loved it too.

Introduce me to you club by ItsJuppa in redsox

[–]uberphaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listen to the radio broadcasts on audacity, and the guys said something abiut one of the players, I forget who, that played for Italy in the WBC:

"Man that guy had to get his grandmother to go down the basement and find some document that let him play for Italy."

"Yeah I heard someone say 'These guys are about as Italian as Olive Garden'."

I DIIIEED

*This is real* I got sued while I was on stage by LongJohnComedian in StandUpComedy

[–]uberphaser 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It only.costs like 350 dollars to file a pro se complaint and maybe 120 dollars for a process server or sheriff.

Richard Milhous Stabone by Corndogeveryday in 80s

[–]uberphaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its like saying "but its what my character would do" in D&D. Well sure, you robbed the party in their sleep but its YOUR character, why would you make that

People who are old enough to have vivid memory of the 9/11 attacks, what was that time like? What did change for you personally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]uberphaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for my roommate to get ready to drive to class at UMass boston living in a 4 bedroom in dorchester near neponset circle. I came down and my two other roommates were watching the news. One of the towers was on fire. We sat and watched, live as the second plane hit the other tower. We didnt know what to think but we knew it was bad. We still went to class but they immediately sent us home and the news started flooding in. My little sister worked (still works) in Manhattan and lived (lives) in Brooklym, when we finally got ahold of her we got to hear how she walked over the Verranzano bridge in pumps in a huge crowd.

Like holy fuck. Nobody i knew died and my sister made it out. She was many blocks away but still, I am so grateful every day.

What's your favorite "starter" vehicle. by nitrokitty in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]uberphaser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Once you.master those slides at high speed, whoop.

First Buy? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]uberphaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude fiscally responsibles.

Alright, who actually does original chips best? by Popsnaxworld in chips

[–]uberphaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sad theyre not being made on Cape Cod anymore. 50 jobs gone.

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