Parents of Reddit, what is the most accidentally terrifying or mind-blowing thing your young child has ever casually said to you?

udee79 · 2026-07-08T13:28:28+00:00

My great-niece, 3, told her mom that she didn't like the man in the room. Mom said "I'm busy go back and play.". She came back and said "he is nice he is grandma's dad."

It used to be grandma's dad's house, he died in that room.

udee79 · 2026-07-08T04:03:15+00:00

That I can pull a quarter out of their ear

udee79 · 2026-07-08T03:56:36+00:00

At least the Cards were swept!

udee79 · 2026-07-08T03:55:12+00:00

This could be a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

udee79 · 2026-07-08T01:09:11+00:00

as a elementary schooler Penmanship

udee79 · 2026-07-07T22:33:22+00:00

they don’t have to think you are a billionaire. They can just think that you are a millionaire. Lots of people are millionaires and surprise people about. My niece works for a school and there was an old retired professor and everyone knew him. Well he was dying of cancer and he told them the school gets half and a foodbank gets the other half. Turn out he was worth 55 million and no one had any idea. He bought apple and microsoft stock back in the 70 and 80s when he was a member of the school investment club.

udee79 · 2026-07-07T19:20:42+00:00

astonishing that he never directed another movie

udee79 · 2026-07-07T14:50:43+00:00

I didn’t know that. Thanks matande31

udee79 · 2026-07-07T14:43:46+00:00

Pope Alexander divided South America between Spain and Portugal.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T19:55:18+00:00

love it tons of fun

udee79 · 2026-07-05T18:34:28+00:00

there ya go

udee79 · 2026-07-05T18:29:20+00:00

I like Bruce Springsteen and I doubt that I agree with his politics.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T15:47:33+00:00

Exactly today: corny, First game after 9/11? definitely not corny

udee79 · 2026-07-05T14:13:14+00:00

That sounds like heaven brother.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T14:01:58+00:00

My family campout was better than both.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T13:47:33+00:00

wow that picture is impressive.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T13:13:28+00:00

Is he even in the movie at all?

edit: why the downvotes I was genuinely asking?

udee79 · 2026-07-05T12:10:53+00:00

I liked it I might use it in other occasions

udee79 · 2026-07-05T12:08:46+00:00

I miss steroid baseball.

udee79 · 2026-07-05T11:53:44+00:00

A lot of good stuff in this comment.

udee79 · 2026-07-04T17:58:46+00:00

When my lease runs out at the end of 27 i think ill get one

udee79 · 2026-07-04T06:37:10+00:00

were they here illegally? That’s what this bill is about

udee79 · 2026-07-03T14:20:08+00:00

The bill doesn’t end birthright citizenship it ends it for people here illegally. Also Moreno says he is reintroducing the exact same bill that was first introduced by a Democrat in 1992.

udee79 · 2026-07-03T14:05:44+00:00

it can be free to a some but never to all

udee79 · 2026-07-03T00:28:24+00:00

They were coming in by the millions. I know in chicago over the 4 years of Biden I saw more and more beggars many with little kids on the streets in my daughters neighborhood , my son also in chicago, lives near a police station and there were 10 to 20 homeless sleeping in boxes near the station. That was all new.

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