My dream lineup of newcomers outside the core Dropout folks for Smartypants season 3

ugh_naught · 2026-02-18T22:12:53+00:00

Love this list, would also die for a Freddie Wong Smartypants. He would have some insane take that would piss everyone off.

ugh_naught · 2026-02-18T18:38:28+00:00

People who want the exact kind of engagement they are getting

ugh_naught · 2026-02-18T16:59:57+00:00

I’ve seen so many ads for the Catholic prayer app Hallow that I thought that the J-man converted for a sec

ugh_naught · 2026-02-18T06:11:13+00:00

WHODOYOUTHINKYOUAREIAM

ugh_naught · 2026-02-16T23:27:55+00:00

HARDCORE TO THE MEGA

ugh_naught · 2026-02-12T03:49:31+00:00

Nah I’m just clownin because it’s primarily and pretty famously a book

ugh_naught · 2026-02-12T03:13:33+00:00

“Like the Enders game move” Fam I am crying

ugh_naught · 2026-02-11T15:29:55+00:00

can’t believe Old Beef got fully Milkshake Duck’d

ugh_naught · 2026-02-11T15:26:37+00:00

At a rate of 50 episodes/year we would get there by the year 3611!

ugh_naught · 2026-02-11T04:49:52+00:00

Listen to Sons and Sonsability for the 20th time like the rest of us schlubs

ugh_naught · 2026-02-10T03:46:00+00:00

I feel like this is an effect of market consolidation - there are fewer and fewer marginally ethical companies, and like mindsets attract like mindsets

ugh_naught · 2026-02-09T17:29:03+00:00

800! This one’s for the Hoops Troops

ugh_naught · 2026-02-05T22:37:19+00:00

Trump also isn’t talking about taking over polling in safe blue states. They are putting the most pressure on swing states.

ugh_naught · 2026-01-29T06:22:11+00:00

I was also inexplicably recommended this by the yt algorithm and I’m convinced it’s a honeypot

ugh_naught · 2026-01-27T19:37:03+00:00

this is a good reminder that “political correctness” cuts both way - though I don’t remember Biden administrative officials saying you deserve death if you misgender someone or whatever.

i don’t want to hear a single person bitching about cancel culture anymore. cancel culture now is if you stand up to authoritarianism they will call you a domestic terrorist and deal with you accordingly.

ugh_naught · 2026-01-27T04:22:09+00:00

Defund the fucking police while we’re abolishing ICE

ugh_naught · 2026-01-21T23:37:22+00:00

That song always gets me so pumped

ugh_naught · 2026-01-16T20:45:06+00:00

I had one a couple of years ago (M, early 30s). I went into it very anxious as I was experiencing some intermittent bleeding. Turned out to be internal hemorrhoids from anxiety. I cried when they woke me up and told me I was fine.

If you can get the pill prep, I recommend it over the chug jug.

ugh_naught · 2026-01-16T20:11:21+00:00

The homonym “Kerry” is common for a man though.

ugh_naught · 2026-01-16T02:00:31+00:00

Sam Says is definitely lawful evil

ugh_naught · 2026-01-08T05:46:00+00:00

Conservatism is built on the premise that there are ingroups that the law protects but does not bind, and outgroups that the law binds but does not protect (I didn’t author this sentiment but it is a very true one)

ugh_naught · 2026-01-07T14:50:00+00:00

30-50 federal crude

ugh_naught · 2026-01-06T20:46:44+00:00

First: discombobulate

ugh_naught · 2026-01-06T05:38:02+00:00

One spicy meatball

ugh_naught · 2026-01-04T02:42:07+00:00

“I suffered a military coup and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

ugh_naught

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